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Apple To Announce New, Secret Product

Social Media in [Country X] Faces Crackdown

Middle East Peace Process Restarted

Security Lapse Exposes Private Data of Millions

Market Falls on Fear of Inflation

Market Rises on Hope for Inflation

Long-Shot Candidate Challenges Status Quo

Inside the White House: Aides Disagree on Policy

Partisanship on Rise in Congress

Lobbyists Exert Influence Over Legislative Process

Congress Recesses With Unfinished Business

Leading Corporations Pay No Taxes

Standardized Test Scores Rise, Racial Gap Remains

Despite Gains, Women's Pay Lags

Day Care Found To Advance Children's Social Skills

Day Care Found To Delay Children's Social Skills

Americans Heavier Than Ever

Heart Drug Found To Cause Heart Attacks

Election Shatters Campaign-Spending Records

Additive Linked to Cancer

Broadcaster Fired Over Offensive Remarks

Interest Rate Jitters Drive Dow Down

Markets Rise on New Unemployment Numbers

Mixed Signals From Fed Send Stocks Lower

President Extends Olive Branch to Washington Insiders

Irregularities Found in Pension Fund

Civil Rights Leaders Embrace Personal-Responsibility Message

Lindsay Lohan Violates Parole

Brett Favre Mulls Retirement

CSI Launches Spinoff

New Job for Kinsley

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