July 5, 201114 yr i would probably rather listen to a chupacabra making sex to a cactus. awful show, terrible people. larry holmes on 670 is better. just so you don't have to listen: the fat and stupid one: joining us now is the shortstop for the chicago white sox, paul konerko. greenie, there is another team in chicago? the metrosexual: they had some good deals at banana republic on the mag mile. fab! the fat and stupid one: eats 3 f***ing hot dogs at 7 in the morning. the metrosexual: so paul, how tough is it to play at wrigley park? pk: its tough. the metrosexual: being from chicago, are you sad that oprah is ending her run? pk: no, but adam dunn is and thats why he sucks. the fat and stupid one: oprah! psshh. my wife likes her. the metrosexual: so jacob, do you hate kicking at soldier field? i know it can be tough with the wind and everything, but also there are some fab stores close by. pk. i hate kicking at soldier field. the metrosexual: your teams jersey is blue, i think it looks fab, but i would probably go with a different shade. what do you think? pk: periwinkle is my preference. larry holmes: super fly. my show isn't the most awful ear rape in chicagoland. the metrosexual: laurence of arabia, that hurts my feelings, im going to go to the gap and eat a pint of ice cream and vagisil and get a pedicure. Edited July 5, 201114 yr by Swingandalongonetoleft
July 5, 201114 yr Author Haha wow. That was truly hilarious. My favorite part is Paulie just going along with what they say. Props to you.
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