Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her

These are some wild numbers. Please be a sign of things to come. This team desperately needs it.

A resurgence from Castillo and Martin could take this team very far.

30th of the year

Well, that was electric

McDougal makes more sense than Hagen. But Hicks and Brazoban would make the most sense

Here comes a butt clench inning

Coop doesnt use zoom. He watched castillo on a VHS the sox mailed to his house and called Getz from a payphone at his local titty bar

Would be pretty sweet if it was something the Sox saw as an easy adjustment and it made a difference for him. Would make me a lot more confident in our pitching infrastructure

So, why wasn't he throwing his change in Seattle?

Coop fixed Castillo!

Why do horny middle aged internet men keep asking about the attractive blonde, I do not understand.

There's been the same blonde girl in the dugout every game this year. Either some sort of trainer or happy ending masseuse. Not sure.

9-2 good guys tonight

We should just turn Burke into the next Ohtani and have him catch when he's not on the mound. Opens up a roster spot.

What the hell? This is from 3 weeks ago. Is this guy unwell?

Not happening. Sounds fun but don't see where he plays everyday. Also, rushing him to the majors in a season he started in A+ in the middle of a playoff race sounds like a great way to f*** up his development. Sox did not do anything bold at the deadline with their top prospects, they're still very much looking ahead to the future.

We're all gonna die some day and slip into nothingness as our corpses rot in the ground.

Worst loss of the year?

Game

He's late on all these fastball but battling

He'll get there by September

This would be in the running for worst loss of the season