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Come on, Brian GORMANNNN!

Got a cookie and missed it. So, xxxx player is in the catbird seat right here.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Jul 1, 2010 -> 11:15 AM) The only rule I know if is one written in the middle of the 20th century (late 50's or early 60's I believe) that says it's supposed to be at least 325 feet down the lines and 400 to center in all parks built after that rule was put in place. That's a rule that hasn't exactly been tightly enforced though, as you see in several parks in the majors built well after that time frame. Yeah, Yankee Stadium is 318 down the LF line and 314 down the RF line.

QUOTE (Real @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:59 PM) Maybe he should try with his left hand then. THAT'S SO CRAZY THAT IT JUST MIGHT...

5 minutes til nothing happens!

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:53 PM) A female friend informs me she really wants to give head. I say, why are you telling me this? Go suck a dick... easy situation to fix. She says she can't, because she doesn't have one to suck. I say what's wrong with you? Go outside, and the first male you see, get his attention and inform him of your situation. He will gladly oblige you. Possibly even if he's gay. Well hell... There goes another opportunity.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:34 PM) Anybody getting worried that Pena is now Randy Junior? Nah. Pena's right-handed.

I was surprised to learn that Williams was 34.

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:48 PM) OMG, Karko. He of the 20 HRs and 30 RBIS. 20HR 54 RBI. http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/karkoro01.shtml

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:44 PM) Yeah, it's all or nothing at the plate for him lately. I did like the recent reports on him defensively. We survived for 6 or 7 years with Karkovice doing that.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:43 PM) well played, Mauer. When any opposing fans say, "Who's your daddy?" to Lebron, West can stand up and wave.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:34 PM) Is Delonte still on the Cavs? Just think, maybe he'll marry Gloria and he can be Bron's stepdad... "Yo LeBron. Don't forget to take out the garbage when we get home."

JOOOOE CREEEEDEEE!

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 11:24 PM) Jonah Hill has a girlfriend? I'm sure she loves him for his charming wit and debonaire fashion sense. Oh, and his rugged good looks as well. Jonah Hill's movie character.

QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 29, 2010 -> 11:37 AM) Part Beagle, part ? They rescued the mom not knowing she was preggers. Don't know the father. Like an episode of Maury. The nose and ears look a little like Jack Russell Terrier. This is a Jack-A-Bee.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 10:55 PM) And I then predict that everyone will think James will be going to where Bosh was traded...but they will end up on different teams. That's a reasonable prediction. I think that a majority of the free agents who opted out will just re-sign so that they can get an extension.

QUOTE (IamPabloOzuna @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 10:53 PM) enjoy! http://www.csnchicago.com/pages/soundboard Look on the first page.

QUOTE (ZoomSlowik @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 10:53 PM) I'm not really any worse than I was last year, I'm not a high-transaction guy. I made 9 moves COMBINED in the three Soxtalk leagues last year to much greater effect. I just drafted like s*** this year apparently. I've sent trade offers to you (which were ignored), we've posted messages to you (no response), we've made trades that you never validate, and I've sent PMs through Soxtalk with no reply. It's more than just transactions.

I'm going to predict that the first thing we'll hear is a sign and trade by Toronto sending Bosh somewhere. Where? I'm not sure.

I think that it's more about wind speeds and enclosed parks (creating jet streams for balls) rather than actual distances to each wall.

Zoom. Why did you abandon the Soxtalk fantasy leagues?

I love that duck.

HELL Yes!

If he goes back, oh well. It's his own fault if Cleveland keeps sucking in the playoffs.

Ten minutes of Jonah Hill on screen about made me walk out of the Night at the Museum sequel. Thank God for Amy Adams' shapely backside.