QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Apr 24, 2007 -> 11:44 PM)
Uribe is to plate discipline = a 3 year old near a cookie jar
You could hit the mascot and he would swing at it.
Walker: "Ok Juan, run over there and try and hit Southpaw with your bat."
Uribe: "'k"
/runs over to mascot
/swings, misses
Uribe: "Man coach, he moves quick."
/Southpaw turns around and just looks at Uribe and shakes his head