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Don Wakamatsu cuts my grass.

Finally.

QUOTE(Phil McKrevice @ Apr 24, 2007 -> 11:34 PM) Just FYI: that last play wasn't scored as an error. RBI triple. Anderson didn't help it.

Gordon walks.

That's what...? 5 pitches near or to the backstop?

This blows. Jenks has been iffy, MacDougal, Thornton, Sisco have all been questionable lately. Aardsma and Masset have both lost games lately as well.

QUOTE(Capn12 @ Apr 24, 2007 -> 11:30 PM) Thornton does not = Entire bullpen Not sure I understand the "Out bullpen sux!!!!!11111" talk Hooray! 7-6 Royals.

2 down.

Teahan's trying to steal our pitches...that go in the dirt.

This bullpen seriously sucks.

So, no Thome, no Dye and we have a mediocre SS playing left field. Am I missing something here?

DAMNIT! OZUNA! 6-6.

Singleton "Looks like it's Teahen's party." Farmer: "You mean a TEA party?"

f***! 6-5

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Apr 24, 2007 -> 11:14 PM) Tony Pena looks like a troll in his gameday picture. Maybe an elf... http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon110.html PECOTA: EGADS!; IT ALSO APPEARS AS THOUGH THE JUNIOR TONY PENA HAS BEEN TURNED INTO AN ELF tony_jr: No, uh, my ears have always been this way. PECOTA: OH

BOOOOOOOOOO-NE. EDIT: Oh thank God. It's Thornton.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Apr 24, 2007 -> 11:13 PM) I'd freaking throw up if the Sox acquired Adam Dunn. That guy is the reason why I think stat people are absolutely fools. People rave about his ability but I rave about how completely over-rated he is (not saying he's a bad player, but he isn't the god statisticians make him out to be). Cub fans can have them. IT would just mean they have a bit more offense to go with that awful rotation. Dunn's a lot like Thome. Pena has a freakin double.

Brooke Fordyce brings my mail.

Dye Ks. Geez.

QUOTE(max power @ Apr 24, 2007 -> 11:04 PM) The other week I was listening to ron santo talk to whoever his partner is about "ice hot tamales" and how confusing they were while driving my car down I-55. It took every bit of will I had to keep myself from turning my car into the kankakee river. I realize I could have just turned off the radio but the memory would still be there. http://www.candydirect.com/bars/Hot-Tamales-Ice.html

Shealy flies out. Inning over.

Buck pops out. Logan and Masset are warming in the BP

Singleton with a Gremlins reference. Gordon plunked by Javy.

Gload's out. One down.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 24, 2007 -> 10:54 PM) I'm listening to KC, that has to be worse KC has some bad TV guys I know.