Jabroni

YES! "Alex Cora grounds out, pitcher Jose Contreras to first baseman Paul Konerko."

Contreras loses his head when he gives up a run.

Coco kills us.

I love that, haha.

Covelli "Coco" Crisp is up...

Nice!

Uh oh... "Pitch 1 - Ball Pitch 2 - Called Strike Pitch 3 - Foul Pitch 4 - Ball Pitch 5 - Called Strike With Jhonny Peralta batting, wild pitch by Jose Contreras, Grady Sizemore to 2nd."

1 hitter so far...

Second slowest.

"Pitcher Change: Rafael Betancourt replaces Cliff Lee."

Wheels that's how, baby!

Should be since it's on Comcast. Let me check.

MLB.com's has him in a Sox cap.

Steal 2nd AJ!

"Another great Hawk quote about Mariotti" http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=31830

The way Crede is swinging the bat, I wouldn't have a problem with that.

SMALLBALL!!!

This is the first time since 1999 that the Sox are going for 3-0 to start the season. The last time they tried for 3-0 to start the season in 1999, they lost to the Seattle Mariners after facing a young pitcher in his first season -- Freddy Garcia.

Rivera can't pitch against the Red Sox just like Pedro couldn't pitch against the Yankees. I wonder if Boston fans are chanting, "Who's your daddy?" to Rivera now.

Michael Barrett is a douche-bag... http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sp...-cubs-headlines

The Valenstache is back to switch-hitting again...

"Morneau takes pitch to the head Twins first basemen's CAT scan comes back negative" http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/...t=.jsp&c_id=min "Justin Morneau lies on the ground after being hit by a pitch in the helmet in the eighth inning." (Elaine Thompson/AP)

Taken from "another" Sox board... Konerko's postgame comments Dye's postgame comments Paulie, always the team player -- "Freddy and the bullpen won that game for us."

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cws

Flubs lose 8-3 and go to 1-2 on the season. Now they face the Brew-Crew and Flubs-killer Carlos Lee at the Urinal on Friday.