New Religion Creation
'Old Testament'
In the beginning God created the Pen and the Yo Yo. The Yo Yo was without Girls and Green. Then God said let there be Bob and there was Bob. And God saw the Bob, that it was Mean. On the 6th day God created the first man, Danny Ryan. And God saw Danny Ryan, that he was Pretty. God then took one of Danny Ryan's Fingers and made the first woman, Valire Propper. And God said you shall not eat of the Rabbit of Bricks for if you do you shall surely Jump. But unfortunately a wily Monkey tricked Valire Propper into eating of the Rabbit of Bricks while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Danny Ryan and Valire Propper then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a Skiper of Dolls, while Able was a herder of Cats. Cane then gave God an offering of Fast Balls and Able gave Him an offering of Cell Phones. But God really preferred the Cell Phones so Cane Hop Ran Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to Skip Dolls forever.