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Nix needs to be our starting 2B.. f***.

Nix is AMAZING. Betemit is HORRENDOUS!

L.Owned.L.

I absolutely love loading the bases with less than 2 out and not getting a single run. Hitting-with-RISP FTW!

Josh Fields proves hes good!

QUOTE (fathom @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:04 PM) You absolutely, positively don't send Alexei there. Not down 3 and with Andruw's arm in LF. Let's keep this up all game, literally.

Station-to-station.. just the way I like it!

Steve Phillips seriously has the oldest two co-workers ever.

Danks literally just picked his nose on national television.

I absolutely love getting owned by a horrible, horrible pitcher.

Holy cow! A solid hit for Alexei!

That idiot literally just wasted 7 dollars on that box of popcorn.

Matt Harrison literally has a 6.66 ERA and has thrown 66 pitches. SATAN!

Matt Harrison is literally owning us right now. And his ERA was literally over 7.00 before the game started. He will literally seriously finish under 5 at this rate.

Paul Konerko is literally our only hitter.

Carlos Quentin practices his swing everywhere, literally.

Like, ohmigosh, lookout fast!!!

Literally, this lineup would seriously lose to the Rangers' AAA team.

Lol.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 3, 2009 -> 07:18 PM) I want to know how many hits he had to the opposite field last year compared to how many he has so far this season. Seems like he's trying to pull EVERYTHING!. Yeah. Just like a lot of other players on the team. I don't even want to bring up the Walker-issue.. cause I know it polarizes the board (and we all know he ain't going anywhere).

And Ramirez continues to be useless. How much longer does he have to suck before we decide last year was a fluke?

Nixe play Nix!

Yeah what happened to Stone last night? That was possibly the worst combo I've heard in a while.

QUOTE (lord chas @ May 3, 2009 -> 07:03 PM) lillibridge totally worthless BUT HES SPEEDY!!!!11

I knew it would be a funny one! I picked a good one to watch.