Heres another one.
Two guys go to a genie and he grants them each a wish. He asks the first guy what he wants. The guy says he wants all men to turn into women (so everyone else is a woman). He asks the second guy what he wants. That guy says he wants the other guy to be gay.
Its much better when told...
You wanna hear a joke? Its kinda sick so you may not wanna read on.
God goes to two guys and tells em hes going to put em in a room with 100 naked women. If they think something bad, their ear will fall off. Something really bad and they explode. So they walk in and naturally the first guys ear falls off. He bends over to pick it up and the second explodes...
Ok, so you were wrong once and I was wrong once (my computer lied to me, thats not fair! ). Well, Hawk lied to you two so yeah, I guess it is a fair trade...