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My favorite Major League line... "Here is a list of the player we will be inviting to spring training." Old guy looks it over..."This guys dead..." "Then cross him off..." I dunno why but I find that line funny as hell.

Holy s*** dude that's weird as hell.

"If you hit this pitch you can name it." Jacks it out of the park While running the bases..."I'll name it the....Masterbate!" What a great movie.

AND THAT"S A WHITE SOX MOTHER f***ING WINNER!

DP ball bobbled by Crede, thankfully recovers and gets him at 1st.

HE GAWNNNNNNNNNNNN

Brian Roberts up...:puke One more baserunner and my TV goes off.

Had him 0-2, but dreaded leadoff walk. :puke

Everyone strap your seatbelts this could be a wild ride.

Yeah, good point. Why not have Willie pinch run the put Gload at 1st?

Groundout, inning over. And... It's BILLY TIME!

MO flies out. Gload tags to 3rd. Come on Uribe, get us a run!

ARow-IBB. Come on Miggy, make them pay!

Nice bunt Jose, I thought he beat it.

DeJean is done, in comes Blow Job Ryan.

Nice AB Paulie, leads to a walk.

Popout to Uribe. Easy 1-2-3. Let's go Konerko keep hitting the ball hard.

HE GAWN! 2 down.

Javy grounds to Joe, nice play, 1 out.

Crede grounds out. Inning over. Come on Joe! Oh well, gotta hold them down Damaso.

Crede in a hole, 0-2.

Frank walks. Come on Crede, be mega clutch.

Good eye Mags. Come on Frank, put us up 4!

Tough call, Carlos K's. Let's go Mags, pick him up!

Double off the fence for Uribe! Come on Carlos, bring him in!