Mr. Showtime

Changes continue Read the full article, the home run porch idea gets blasted towards the end.

He's owed about 1.5 million, his contact expires after the 2004 season.

I only heard parts of that story.

You have to see it, plenty of cursing and hot women to. The people on the board call them "s*** eating (something)", and at the end they have this huge list of names and address. And they knock on the door and ask the kid if he said above comment on such and such board, and when the kid says yeah, they give him a beatdown. It's classic. NL usually is good, yes.

Well, simply put they all try to be the hero and hit a home run every time up.

Good thing it's my left hand. If anyone has ever seen liquid propane, you know that s*** is cold. When it makes contact with you're skin it burns like frostbite.

We need to start beating these fans. Ever see Jay and Silent Bob strike back? The scene towards the end, where they've got names and address of people who mocked them on an internet message board.

I've got a big burn mark on my hand. Other than that it's alright.

Not really. I burned my hand pretty good today at work. Other than that, I'm just fine.

That is true.

Nah. I'm just a little slow.

Speaking of avatars, did you ever find out why I can't upload mine?

I know, but I can just see something happening...

One of us is going to be disapointed and it's gonna be you again HSC. That was uncalled for.

I'm a simple guy, Roman.

Figures. We shall see. I'll be sleeping, then get up and eat some tacos.

You know Brando, sometimes I want to respond, but I've got no clue what to say. That's the end result.

Is you're mind always in the gutter like this? Wait till Steff sees this, she'll back up what I've said. I've got some music on and I'm off tomorrow, so I'm feeling like a million bucks.

I'm pretty sure I said f*** the fans in that thread to.

There is not an emoticon on this site for me to respond with. That's totally false. I'm speechless.

It wasn't me, I was not at Maury's that day.

2 each? We'll all be throwing up.

That sounds like one bottle of mad dog for each of us.

I'd expect that kind of comment from Michelle, not from you CW.