BridgeportHeather

Alomar pops out to end the inning, but a BIG crooked number goes up on the board... After 1, 5-0 Sox!!!

Guys, WE HAVE BATTED AROUND IN THE FIRST INNING!!!

Miguel Olivo hits a liner that can't be caught, 2 more runs score, Olivo to 2nd, Crede to 3rd... 5-0 Sox!!!

Crede gets a hit to re-load the bases!!! Remains 2 out.

Jose hits a looper into CF... Frank AND Everett score... 3-0 Sox, runners on 1st and 2nd!!!

Konerko walks the bases loaded! He didn't go after the breaking ball...2 out for Valentin.

Carl Everett hits it through batting Carlos in!!! 1-0 Sox, runners on 1st and 2nd, for Paul Konerko.

Magglio Ordonez is jammed, caught between first and second, 2 down.

Frank Thomas walks to put runners on first and second, still 1 out, for Maggs.

Carlos Lee doubles into left...Runner on 2nd, 1 out, for Frank Thomas.

...as opposed to fake life!

Robbie Alomar leads off the inning hitting a 'chopper 2-hopper' to first, 1 down, for Carlos Lee.

HAHAHA, LOAIZA'S EATING A TWINKIE!!!!

Doug Meinkiewich pops up to Crede, inning over... Going to the bottom of the first, no score, Good guys coming to bat.

Hocking grounds out to Konerko, 2 down.

Shannon Stewart flies out deep to Jurassic to leadoff the game.

Ok, we've gotta put this game out of reach early on...Let's go on a scoring splurge in the first few innings.

Get Sideshowapu to write it for you.

Jerry Manuel's dad is Captain Obvious, they both ahve related blood. Hey now!! I resent my alter-ego being mentioned in the same breath as JM's relatives. We'll have no such thing. As for Heather.....skipping work??? I'm doing it for the team!!! They are 4-0 when I do pbp...I hope to make it 5-0.

YESSSSS!!! NO TINKEROO!!!

Only between innings...I'm doing pbp over here in this thread.

Hopefully Bartolo Colon gets to beef up a bit tonight on Hostess Twinkies!!!

I called in at work saying that I had a mathematics group project meeting to attend tonight so that I could get out of work and watch tonight's game. Thus, I will be game to put my 4-0 record on the line doing play by play!

Sideshowapu, you have no f***ing clue!!!

There are 16 weeks of football for Christ's sake!!! Yeah.. so? I told you you'd be staring up at me at the end of week 1.. Now.. what was that bet..? What did you lose..? And oh.. don't use that tone with me young lady!! We didn't bet anything...And I can use any tone I so choose at any time, dear! :finger