to put on some Tom Waits. Cold weather, being drunk, and listening to some Tom Waits. His music isn't the same in the summer.

 

 

Give me a Winchester rifle and a whole box of shells

Blow the roof off the goat barn, let it roll down the hill

The piano is firewood, Times Square is a dream

I find we'll lay down together in the cold, cold, ground

 

The cold, cold ground

In the cold, cold ground

and here i thought we would have some good insite on how to spend a cold winters day...........

That's how I spend a cold winter's day.

Besides sitting in dark room with a bottle of Night Train listening to Tom Waits, my other favorite winter activities are:

 

Watching jello freeze.

 

Producing musicals where the performers are all inanimate objects. Last week I did "Guys and Dolls" with leftover foods from the holidays. Nathan Detroit was played by a ham bone and an unwanted fruitcake gave a four star performance as Sarah Brown. The whole production was done inside a Nativity scene manger.

 

Randomly exposing body parts to frosbite.

 

Quietly meditating and contempalting the genius of the "Cannonball Run" films.

 

Continuing my project to develop a more efficient and cheaper source of Oxygen and eliminate our foreign dependance on air.

 

Raising the roof, "Gangsta style". I'm not sure exactly how this is supposed to be done, but I put on a lot of my wife's jewelry and strut around the house with a beer while calling her and the dogs my beyoches. After I am called a dork and sent outside to shovel snow, I tell all the neighbors that I'm down with that and can hook them up. They nod and I go back inside to watch TV.

you guys are just full of excitement eh?

Winters do rule...I'll tell ya why winters rule so much...

 

BECAUSE IT'S HAWKY SEASON! THAT'S WHY.

 

Chicago Blackhawk Hawky is Cold Steel on Ice.

well they are the only chicago team that has been consistently productive.

well they are the only chicago team that has been consistently productive.

Of course all are consist on failing to get the big wins.

Raising the roof, "Gangsta style". I'm not sure exactly how this is supposed to be done, but I put on a lot of my wife's jewelry and strut around the house with a beer while calling her and the dogs my beyoches. After I am called a dork and sent outside to shovel snow, I tell all the neighbors that I'm down with that and can hook them up. They nod and I go back inside to watch TV.

LMFAO! Zach....you have got to be the weirdest guy on here....but you're funny as hell

That's how I spend a cold winter's day.

Besides sitting in dark room with a bottle of Night Train listening to Tom Waits, my other favorite winter activities are:

 

Watching jello freeze.

 

Producing musicals where the performers are all inanimate objects. Last week I did "Guys and Dolls" with leftover foods from the holidays. Nathan Detroit was played by a ham bone and an unwanted fruitcake gave a four star performance as Sarah Brown. The whole production was done inside a Nativity scene manger.

 

Randomly exposing body parts to frosbite.

 

Quietly meditating and contempalting the genius of the "Cannonball Run" films.

 

Continuing my project to develop a more efficient and cheaper source of Oxygen and eliminate our foreign dependance on air.

 

Raising the roof, "Gangsta style". I'm not sure exactly how this is supposed to be done, but I put on a lot of my wife's jewelry and strut around the house with a beer while calling her and the dogs my beyoches. After I am called a dork and sent outside to shovel snow, I tell all the neighbors that I'm down with that and can hook them up. They nod and I go back inside to watch TV.

now thats more like it... i think im going to get the boys GI JOE with the kung foo grip out and have them knock up malabu barbie.....the tramp has it coming anyhow..and oh hell gosh damnit awesome fan keeps iming me and i lost my train of thought.......f***..ill start over when im done with her..........lol

well they are the only chicago team that has been consistently productive.

Please, the White Sox have been the most consistently competitive team from Chicago since 1990, as pathetic as that may seem.

I love the Hawks, but they just had a four year span where they were one of the worst teams in hockey (1997-2001). That isn't consistently productive.

ahh zach where as if you watched the wolves you would have seen consistantly productive wins each and every year ..........lol............theres a difference between scrappy hockey and crappy hockey..............we know which the hawks play............

Sorry, I just can't get interested in the Wolves. Minor league teams just have no appeal to me.

Plus, when I pick a team I stick with them no matter what.