December 18, 200322 yr A fully cross-referenced listing of tolkiens official view of elf sex. elves tend to lose interest in sex after they have children that kinda sucks the fun out of being immortal and all...but makes sense...95% of women must be decendents of elves or something
December 18, 200322 yr Author Note: I have not seen any of the LOTR movies don't really intend to. I'm not avoiding them, I just don't go to the movies. The last movie I went to was seabuscuit and that was because I was taking my mom out on a "date" and It was the only movie we could agree on. I just posted this so that you guys could have someting to laugh at ... I didn't even know Liv Tyler was in these movies until yesterday. Liv Tyler=Super Hot.
December 18, 200322 yr hence her being an elf...(they're supposed to be stunningly beautiful...haha, male and female alike). Cate Blanchet is a babe too.
December 18, 200322 yr Cate Blanchet is a babe too She might be on the old side and not exactly conventionally beautiful, but like Mia Hamm she is immensely desireable IMO.
December 18, 200322 yr We may be seein her a few times next season Yeah....barefoot and preggers. :fyou Nomar. She don't love you.
December 18, 200322 yr Author We may be seein her a few times next season I hope she doesn't look like this. This is obviously a bad photoshop, but it made me laugh.
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