January 30, 200422 yr A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. "Which word ?" her husband asked "Czechoslovakia." Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later.
January 30, 200422 yr sounds more like the moral is women are b****es or dont get married or dont try to improve your life if your spouse dies
January 30, 200422 yr I made it to the Cancun part and then spaced out. Can someone tell me how the joke ends?
January 30, 200422 yr Author I made it to the Cancun part and then spaced out. Can someone tell me how the joke ends? I like that... sarcasm without being an asshole.
January 30, 200422 yr Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later. What word do you think Kobe would have to spell? Steff would give him some Russian city with a hundred letters while I would give him "dog."
January 30, 200422 yr Author What word do you think Kobe would have to spell? Steff would give him some Russian city with a hundred letters while I would give him "dog." I'd give him a phrase... "lying cheating bastard". I'm sure he knows how to spell that
January 30, 200422 yr Steff would give him some Russian city with a hundred letters while I would give him "dog." Тыбольшойдолбоебинск?
January 30, 200422 yr did you understand brando? No I didn't Why would I I am only fluent in the language Silly me.
January 30, 200422 yr HA! I was wondering if anyone would get it. Grandma made sure we got our share of Irish curses before she cashed in.
January 30, 200422 yr Grandma made sure we got our share of Irish curses before she cashed in. My dad said the only Gaelic he learned back home were swears that he learned from his dad while on the job. He said he had to make sure to teach us the important words!
January 30, 200422 yr ??? Gaelic for 'Kiss my ass.' With all the foreign speak, I wanted to get my words in - I would have used my German swears, but they are a bit too easy to decifer.
January 30, 200422 yr Gaelic for 'Kiss my ass.' With all the foreign speak, I wanted to get my words in - I would have used my German swears, but they are a bit too easy to decifer. Lucher? What's the celtic word for Dylan Thomas?
January 30, 200422 yr проигравший PA, I thought I'd let it slide at first.... But the above merely means "he who lost"-- like in sports. What you wanted to use is "неудачник" Like Rex, you may forward money to my now-nubile secretary.
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