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The Seinfeld Sex Dictionary

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The Seinfeld Sex Dictionary

 

Backed Up - Glandular condition that men get from not having sex.

Bad Breaker Upper - Someone who ends a relationship by saying those mean things that people don't mean, but means them.

Home Bed Advantage - The confident feeling one gets while making love in one's own surroundings.

"It didn't take" - George's explanation for Susan's short-lived experimentation with lesbianism.

The "It's-not-you-it's-me" routine - Breakup method to which George lays claim.

Love - A spice with many tastes, according to Newman.

Make up Sex - The best feature of a heavy relationship; eclipsed only by "conjugal-visit sex".

Master of your Domain - One who can refrain from masturbation. (Also: Lord of the Manor, King of the County, Queen of the Castle.)

Public Fornicator - A porn actor.

Put in - The length of time one has to keep up a relationship after a sexual liaison. Elaine suggests three weeks.

Sexual Camel - Someone who can go great lengths of time without sex.

Sexual Perjury - Faking it.

Shrinkage - Physical reaction men have to cold water.

Slip One Past the Goalie - To impregnate a woman.

Stopping Short - Frank Costanza's technique to cop a feel in the car.

The Switch - Dating a woman, then dating her roommate after the breakup. Has never been done successfully.

The Tap - Sign a woman uses to stop oral sex, sort of like the manager coming to the mound and asking for the ball.

lol, awesome :lol:

Most excellent.

 

How did 'comedian' ala' the Gymnast episode not make the list?

 

"You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian."

Katya the gymnast

Oh, and what about the "Kavorka," Kramer's super-sexuality to women of Latvian Orthodox faith?

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Most excellent.

 

How did 'comedian' ala' the Gymnast episode not make the list?

 

"You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian."

Katya the gymnast

:lolhitting great memory

And the 1 where George wanted to keep his girlfriend in prison so he could continue to hav conjugal - visit sex with her. :lol:

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