November 1, 200421 yr "Peter: At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog ever." That one was hilarious. I also loved when Peter and Lois are naked after playing Yachtzee with their nudist neighbor, then Quagmire walks in and sees Lois and has to ask for a towel. Also when Stewie is blowing on the trumpet so hard is makes him fart and he says something like "that was me farting by Chopin in E flat."
November 1, 200421 yr My two favorites are both of Quagmire: First when their talking about women they'd like to be with. Quagire: Taylor Hanson Joe: Taylor Hanson's a guy. Quagmire: You guys are yanking me. Putting one over on old Quagmire. Peter: No he's really a guy Quagmire. Quagmire: Oh god! Oh god! I've got all these magazines! The other while they are reading Quagmires mind... Damn this itches, Must of been from that skank who needed a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor. Ohh God I think they heard me. Ohh God I can hear me! Ladaladalada....
November 1, 200421 yr Ohh the one with Brian and Stewie. Cop: Why are you holding that infants hand. Stewie: We met on the internet. He lured me into his car with promises of candy and funny stories.
November 1, 200421 yr Quagmire: Hey 9-1-1...yeah it's me, Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.
November 1, 200421 yr Anyone else think family guy got funnier during season three when they gave Quagmire more to do. I mean I seem to notice he does alot more in season 3 then in season 1 or 2.
November 1, 200421 yr "Are you big, fat Paulie?" "I'm Louie Anderson" "Are, you big fat Paulie? (Does wacky stuff to him) Yeah I'm Big Fat Paulie"
November 1, 200421 yr "Are, you big fat Paulie? (Does wacky stuff to him) Yeah I'm Big Fat Paulie" I guess i've got Milk! Don't shoot me!
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