Here's a good one I've thought of: Bartolo's colon can sure fire missiles.

 

 

 

Other ones with MLB players? Just add your two cents.

Nobody wants to give it a try? What do you think of mine?

I'm just not creative

Jerry's Manuel for Soxess!

That's pretty cool. I like that one quite alot.

String that Christmas tree with Garland!

Harris was bored so he played with his WILLIE!!!!!

Harris was bored so he played with his WILLIE!!!!!

i'm starting to notice a theme with yours...

Billy is playing with his Koch.

If you went with Murc's theme(as wsc did)....you could also say

 

Thomas is playing with his Frank

Gordon likes to Flash people

Tony played with his Graffanino(hey...atleast I'm trying)

 

Just some dumb ones

 

Aaron will Row-and will eat a sandwich on a boat

 

I could think of more if I tried...but I don't want to try.

Herbert P-ate some berries

Tony played with his Graffanino(hey...atleast I'm trying)

If were going that vauge..........

 

D'angelo liked to fork old laides in their asses.......and his last name was Jimenez.

The milkman is getting milk from some other animal other than cows...ok...thats enough of Murcie's things, I think I may bring more naughty things in.

Herbert P-ate some berries

I dont get it...

 

Overall, I think murcs are the best...

Perry=Berry in ryming.

Perry=Berry in ryming.

Ok...

 

Also, wsf, the flash gordon one gave me a good laugh...

No one got my milk man one?

No one got my milk man one?

Talking about Dick right..........sicko

Naw, got something to do with women...got it from meet the parents...

wsc....do you have a fancy with milking cats?

wsf, that was the most disturbing thing of the night...although I would like some bling bling hubba hubba jibbity jibbety from the gurls...

Aaron creates Miles of smiles......Carlos will Lee-ve you wondering what the hell just happened.......Mark is a Burly type of guy who can chop wood....ok im tired of this already......lol..........

Ok, this is a stretch..... 2 Rauch's Make a Wright?

This is really bad but you have to say Koch's name correctly as "cotch"

 

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Koch.

Koch who?

God bless you.

 

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Koch.

Koch who?

Koch who will win the Rolaids Relief Man of the Year award.

 

Those were both bad and I am outta here.

Wow I can't believe this has gone this far. If they don't start playing soon we will all be in the loony bin.