"Everybody in the whole cell block .."

"We figured, what the heck he's going to be in there anyway .."

 

An ecstatic Anderson Lee of Paramount pictures spoke with reporters about the upcoming remake of the 1957 classic, Jail House Rock. In the original movie a young, talented singer, played by Elvis Presley, found himself in jail. But that boy COULD sing and soon young Elvis found himself "rock'n" his fellow cellmates every night, singing, dancing, and celebrating before getting handcuffed, dragged away and locked in his cell until morning.

 

"The only difference between the original Elvis version and our new, Michael version is ..",

Lee explained,

 

"Elvis eventually got OUT. Michael's not"

 

He went on to add,

"Of course that situation does open the door to possible future sequels .. .. maybe Jailhouse Tango or Jailhouse Fox Trot AND as Mr Jackson ages behind bars over the years, who knows, maybe even Jailhouse Bingo Night."

 

Elvis, still alive somewhere on this planet was "unavailable" for comment. However, word in the chat rooms is that the King of Rock did warn the King of Pop via Instant Messenger that if he ever so much as THINKS about Lisa Marie again, he, Elvis, will personally CLIMB out of his "dadgum" coffin, track down the King of Pop, no matter whatever penitentiary he might be living in and ..

 

(expletive deleted) Jackson's (expletive deleted) !!

 

Jackson, when asked if he was excited about doing the new Jailhouse movie told reporters,

 

"Well .. since I'm going to be in there ANYway .."

 

 

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"Number 47 said to #3,

'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see. I sure would be delighted with your company, c'mon and do the Jailhouse Rock with me'."

 

Sounds pretty gay, don't ya think?