"Would I take myself out? No," said Koch with a wry smile. "I had a rough trip. I gave up two broken-bat singles in Oakland that bit me and I just had a flat-out bad one in Seattle.

 

"I don't know what it is in Seattle, but I've never pitched well there. Then I find out Ichiro is 100-for-50 off me (4-for-7) and the other guy who hit the double (Randy Winn) is 90-for-80 (7-for-11) off me. They ain't going to get a hit off me next time."

 

 

RIIIIGHT

Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.

So you'll just walk them?

:headshake It may have been funny if we didn't go 1-4 on the roadtrip. I fail to see the humor in that, William.

:headshake It may have been funny if we didn't go 1-4 on the roadtrip. I fail to see the humor in that, William.

How do I get added to the Damaso fan club?

 

EDIT: I figured it out.