Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower

father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

 

Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath

away.

 

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a

week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars and

would like to have someone to share it with."

 

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his

stepmother.

 

Men will never learn.

Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower

father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

 

Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath

away.

 

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a

week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars and

would like to have someone to share it with."

 

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his

stepmother.

 

Men will never learn.

LMAO,

Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower

father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

 

Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath

away.

 

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a

week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars and

would like to have someone to share it with."

 

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his

stepmother.

 

Men will never learn.

Nice!

There's sort of a funny story to that, the place I used to work at, was the grandson of the famed Anna Nicole's husband. I know a couple of times he got really pissed when people asked him about it.

 

So having said that, I always wanted to ask him about his "wonderful" grandmother, who was younger then even the grandchild... just to see the reaction...