July 8, 200421 yr I dont know if this has been posted yet, if so sorry and just ignore it, if not enjoy... I got this from a poster at operationsports.com forums, another forum I post at. So credit him not me. "This post has inspired a poem entitled: Sammy Sosa: I like to swing.............c/p I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing At a ball, a shoe, just about anything I will swing at ball 1,2,3,and 4 But at least I have learned not to swing at ball 5 anymore.. I can swing my wood club with the greatest of ease Hold on for a second here comes a sneeze.. My teams out of first and falling out farther I know how to fix it, i'll swing even harder Dang I struck out, I feel like a dork Better fix this stupid bat and go fill it with ...."
July 8, 200421 yr I dont know if this has been posted yet, if so sorry and just ignore it, if not enjoy... I got this from a poster at operationsports.com forums, another forum I post at. So credit him not me. "This post has inspired a poem entitled: Sammy Sosa: I like to swing.............c/p I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing At a ball, a shoe, just about anything I will swing at ball 1,2,3,and 4 But at least I have learned not to swing at ball 5 anymore.. I can swing my wood club with the greatest of ease Hold on for a second here comes a sneeze.. My teams out of first and falling out farther I know how to fix it, i'll swing even harder Dang I struck out, I feel like a dork Better fix this stupid bat and go fill it with ...." If the Sox weren't sucking so bad right now, I'd find this amusing.
July 8, 200421 yr If the Sox weren't sucking so bad right now, I'd find this amusing. Ditto. Good idea, wrong week.
July 8, 200421 yr Author your tellin me you didnt get a little chuckle out of those first two lines "I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing At a ball, a shoe, just about anything"
July 8, 200421 yr your tellin me you didnt get a little chuckle out of those first two lines "I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing At a ball, a shoe, just about anything" Sure. It's cool. Thanks for posting that.
July 8, 200421 yr your tellin me you didnt get a little chuckle out of those first two lines "I am Sammy Sosa and I like to swing At a ball, a shoe, just about anything" What about his wife's forehead, doesn't he like to take a swing at that, too?
July 8, 200421 yr It's alright... but most of us dont particularly care just because our team is on a downfall..
July 8, 200421 yr Author well Im a sox fan too and I got a kick out of it. Its not that bad...its not even the allstar break yet, we are 3 games out and we still have our best player on the DL. atleast the Cubs lost and Cards won! they are now 6 back!
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