Texsox Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 (edited) The Top 9 Things We'd Do With a Time Machine 9> Travel back to 1847 to witness the birth of Joe Paterno. 8> Steer a young Jay Mariotti towards his true calling, which involves a monk's lifetime vow of silence. 7> See if Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra ever said any of the stuff attributed to them. 6> Start a letter writing campaign. "Dear NBC, ABC and ESPN. I know what you're thinking, but have you truly considered the tragic long-term effects of placing Bill Walton in front of an open mike?" 5> Convince Bill Buckner to wear a larger mitt. 4> Prevent "Rocky V" from ever being made. 3> Present Bobby Bowden with a map showing which hash mark to line up his field goal kicker with in big games. 2> Go back to watching the Olympics with my neighbor, tell a younger me that most gymnasts are under legal consenting age and I should keep my mouth shut. Also tip off a younger me that my neighbor is a federal marshal. and the Number 1 Thing We'd Do With a Time Machine... 1> I can't be specific, but it involves a 15-year-old Scott Mitchell getting eaten by a gator. Oops I forgot to attribute the list to [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] Edited September 13, 2004 by Texsox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 The Top 9 Things We'd Do With a Time Machine 9> Travel back to 1847 to witness the birth of Joe Paterno. 8> Steer a young Jay Mariotti towards his true calling, which involves a monk's lifetime vow of silence. 7> See if Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra ever said any of the stuff attributed to them. 6> Start a letter writing campaign. "Dear NBC, ABC and ESPN. I know what you're thinking, but have you truly considered the tragic long-term effects of placing Bill Walton in front of an open mike?" 5> Convince Bill Buckner to wear a larger mitt. 4> Prevent "Rocky V" from ever being made. 3> Present Bobby Bowden with a map showing which hash mark to line up his field goal kicker with in big games. 2> Go back to watching the Olympics with my neighbor, tell a younger me that most gymnasts are under legal consenting age and I should keep my mouth shut. Also tip off a younger me that my neighbor is a federal marshal. and the Number 1 Thing We'd Do With a Time Machine... 1> I can't be specific, but it involves a 15-year-old Scott Mitchell getting eaten by a gator. funny, mine will be, and not in a serious way, - stop a young me (10) from throwing a smoke bomb onto a train with a lot of straw.............. however moving to fla (police) b/c of that for a yr and half was great and a life saving move......... ummm - do not sucker punch my older brother (14 yr older) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 The one and only thing i would change is smoking cigs, and i would win some serious cash from betting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 I'd go back to 1919, pick up Shoeless Joe and the other 7 and take them on a trip to 1921 or 1922. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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