Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum

A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum

Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum

To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

 

So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum,

When we come.

 

Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum

I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum

I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum

That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

 

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,

On my drum?

 

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum

The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

 

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum

Me and my drum.

 

Who can forget Bing Crosby and David Bowie covering this one? It was Bbbbings next big hit after White Christmas.

 

I don't exactly recall this being Bing's next big hit. It was on one of his Christmas specials, and then several years after he died, VH1 and/or MTV started playing the video from the show.

 

But, it's damn good.

In keeping with my Scroogariffic attitude, Christmas songs make me nauseous.

The Vandals - "Thanx For Nothing"

 

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

 

You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't.

You're so generous. Thanks for nothing.

Never mind all the stuff I bought for you

It was my pleasure, getting nothing back.

 

Come next year I'm getting you what you got me

f***ing Nothing. See how you like it

 

I don't have much money but I got you something nice.

I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price...

To show I care this time of year-

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

 

So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree.

Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me.

But there was nothing there- what a shock.

just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought.

 

Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas

Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with.

What a blessing. You're really something.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

 

I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully

Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get s*** for me.

You selfish asshole. I hope you die.

Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high

 

Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment

Thanx for making sharing seem so f***ing pointless

What a pal. I'll tell you one thing-

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

f*** YOU!

Who can forget Bing Crosby and David Bowie covering this one? It was Bbbbings next big hit after White Christmas.

 

I said in the "Favorite Christmas Song" thread that this was mine! Everytime the "real" Drummer Boy comes on the radio, I get excited thinking it's it, but it never is.