I need ideas to get a couple people at work.

 

I did a great one on the night desk at work a couple of years ago. All of the desks face each other, so all of the computers sit right against each other. I took all of their mouses and reversed them to the computer sitting opposite them. So they couldn't see that their mouse was controlling the computer of the guy accross from them. They had to call tech support to fix their "problem".

At my last job, we filled up a cube with packing peanuts.

Also at my last job, on my birthday the receptionist called me to distract me while all the guys came up from behind and silly stringed (strung? lol) me. That stuff had a nasty smell to it.

Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panick and start scanning for viruses

 

Simple and yields such nice results. Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.

Edited January 12, 200521 yr by Controlled Chaos

I did a great one on the night desk at work a couple of years ago.  All of the desks face each other, so all of the computers sit right against each other.  I took all of their mouses and reversed them to the computer sitting opposite them.  So they couldn't see that their mouse was controlling the computer of the guy accross from them.  They had to call tech support to fix their "problem".

Been done.

 

Let me explain. These guys have picked up dead birds out on the street and put them in my desk drawers and taped them under my desk.

 

I always scold them for the disgustingness of the prank, but applaud the creativlty. That's why I need it to be semi-clean.

Been done.

 

Let me explain. These guys have picked up dead birds out on the street and put them in my desk drawers and taped them under my desk.

 

I always scold them for the disgustingness of the prank, but applaud the creativlty. That's why I need it to be semi-clean.

 

Ah, I thought you wanted something a little nicer. You owe them big time.

Ah, I thought you wanted something a little nicer.  You owe them big time.

You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward.

You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward. 

 

Damn that's awesome

You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward. 

Sounds like a productive day!!

Hide a fish somewhere...keep it wrapped so it doesn't get messy...the smell will still get out.

Sounds like a productive day!!

Tape down the switch hook on their phone so when they answer, the phone keeps ringing.

 

Change their speed dials to porn lines etc. (do not violate any company policies)

 

Sign them up for every free offer you can find, the stranger the better.

Tape down the switch hook on their phone so when they answer, the phone keeps ringing.

 

Change their speed dials to porn lines etc. (do not violate any company policies)

 

Sign them up for every free offer you can find, the stranger the better.

 

We have headsets, but the speed dial thing gives me and idea. I can change the speed dial to his cell phone number.

We have headsets, but the speed dial thing gives me and idea. I can change the speed dial to his cell phone number.

 

How about the suicide hotline?

How about the suicide hotline?

 

Funny, but annoying to the suicide hotline. That may cause me to be put on hold

How about the suicide hotline?

I don't want to bother the people working there.

I don't want to bother the people working there.

 

 

Change it to dial the number he is dialing from so he keeps getting a busy signal.

I don't want to bother the people working there.

Have them call each other

I don't want to bother the people working there.

 

How about Da Mares office then? I know you want to annoy them

Change it to dial the number he is dialing from so he keeps getting a busy signal.

 

They have tons of lines where he works, it would just roll to the next line.

A recorded movie line would work fine. The Admiral Theater was the one that Dahl would use. I think it's out of business though.

Have them call each other

We don't have our own extensions, but I could put the other's cell number on their turret.

Thing I use to do is if they drink coffee or water or whatever from a paper cup or what not like that. I would make pin holes near the lip area and when they tip it up to drink it pours onto their shirts....

A great one is to get ahold of a laxative kit and spike their lunch/drink. They make those kits that clean you out in advance of specific medical tests that have 3 different kinds of laxatives in them, including a liquid one that can easily mix into a drink or soak into a sandwich or such. They will be in the bathroom within a half hour and will be tore up.