Robert Blake's To-Do List

[Texsox]

March 18, 2005

 

The Top 5 Things on Robert Blake's To-Do List

 

5> Call networks, pitch "crime-solving golf buddies" sit-com

co-starring O.J.

 

4> 9:00 -- Retrieve gun left at restaurant.

10:00 -- Retrieve hatchet left at gas station.

11:00 -- Retrieve chainsaw left at grocery store.

Noon -- Retrieve flame-thrower left at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

 

3> Call Scott Peterson. Ask if he wants to go grab a beer,

then say, "Oh, wait -- you LOST your case. Never mind."

Laugh maniacally and hang up.

 

2> See if inexplicable good luck extends to getting Paris Hilton

to polish my knob.

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing on Robert Blake's To-Do List...

 

1> Display playful sense of humour during celebrity week on

"Jeopardy!" by answering all clues with "What is, I offed my

wife and there ain't a damn thing anybody can do about it?"

 

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