I have to read for a grade class tomorrow and I don't know what to read for them( I am a lame ass public figure, on the edge of zeron for ever reading) any suggestions? I can recite some poetry ie. The Raven, The Shooting of Dan Mcgrew ect. but thought that was lame, any ideas?

Read Dr. Evils presentation to that therapy class he goes to in the first Austin Powers. That was funny s***. "I had a typical childhood really, in the summer we made meatheads, and when I misbehaved I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with sticks" I know there is a lot more to it than that, but it was funny s***. A great monolouge for a public speaking class

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I have to read for a grade class tomorrow and I don't know what to read for them( I am a lame ass public figure, on the edge of zeron for ever reading) any suggestions?  I can recite some poetry ie. The Raven, The Shooting of Dan Mcgrew ect. but thought that was lame, any ideas?

How about Francis Sawyer's (aka, Psycho) intro speech in the Army barracks from the Bill Murray classic, "Stripes" ?

Go with DR. Seuss. You can never go wrong with that

Go with DR. Seuss.  You can never go wrong with that

Nice call.

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Wow.

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omfg.. lol.... or he can always do one of our favorites.. "last nite i meat the sox"...its a timeless classic and he can even read all the replies too.......makes for great story telling...........

I have to read for a grade class tomorrow and I don't know what to read for them( I am a lame ass public figure, on the edge of zeron for ever reading) any suggestions?  I can recite some poetry ie. The Raven, The Shooting of Dan Mcgrew ect. but thought that was lame, any ideas?

if your not going with the timeless classics from zach , and since you like poetry and baseball..there is always casey at the bat..im guessing they are grade school age kids???

if your not going with the timeless classics from zach , and since you like poetry and baseball..there is always casey at the bat..im guessing they are grade school age kids???

I can recite that by heart, so I'd say we have a winner. Thanks everyone.