Or, even worse, you can go on a date with a really hot girl, hit it off with her, and then halfway through the date find out she's a lesbian.

 

Actually, this happened to me last night. Tough being a Sox fan.

Some would consider that a blessing. The lesbian thing I mean.

Or, even worse, you can go on a date with a really hot girl, hit it off with her, and then halfway through the date find out she's a lesbian.

 

Actually, this happened to me last night. Tough being a Sox fan.

Raining on hot lesbians. What is the problem here?

how can you go out on a date anyways if she was a lesbain

they're all teases man. Anyways, since I have nothing productive to add I'd like to mention that I think David Dejesus has the greatest nickname that Chris Berman can't say on tv "nobody f***s with De-jesus"

Raining on hot lesbians.  What is the problem here?

I would think absolutely none.

Could have been worse...you could have thought you found the girl of your dreams and you take her out.. wine her and dine her and then you get her home and you put your hand up her skirt only to find an oak stump....what do you say to a chic like that? Ya know for a chic you got some set of balls?? Andrew Dice Clay

Anyways, since I have nothing productive to add I'd like to mention that I think David Dejesus has the greatest nickname that Chris Berman can't say on tv "nobody f***s with De-jesus"

 

LMAO!

how can you go out on a date anyways if she was a lesbain

 

There you go asking intelligent questions again.

they're all teases man. Anyways, since I have nothing productive to add I'd like to mention that I think David Dejesus has the greatest nickname that Chris Berman can't say on tv "nobody f***s with De-jesus"

 

You win by insanely knocking the s*** out of my joke. Ready?

 

(ahem)

 

 

What does the pope get when he eats too many sweets?

 

 

 

 

A conclavity!

 

 

(booooooo!)

 

(leaves stage)