September 28, 200520 yr Damn, I had all kinds of material before I saw that message in the red font a while back.
September 28, 200520 yr Know any good jokes?, Post em!!! The White Sox in August and September of 2005. Edited September 28, 200520 yr by Kid Gleason
September 28, 200520 yr QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 28, 2005 -> 01:55 PM) The White Sox in August and September of 2005. THAT'S NOT A GOOD JOKE!!! BAD KID!!!
September 28, 200520 yr QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 28, 2005 -> 12:58 PM) THAT'S NOT A GOOD JOKE!!! BAD KID!!! Sorry...but somebody had to do it. Think of me as a martyr for humor.
September 29, 200520 yr Hillary's First Night As President Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
September 29, 200520 yr After a rough week at work, a man decides that he's going to go and and have some fun on Friday night. He goes to several different bars and gets extremely drunk. The next day while fighting through his hangover, he suddenly remembers himself in a bathroom with a golden toilet. He assumes that he must have seen it the night before. The man is determined to figure out where he saw this. He starts to retrace his steps from the night before, going to every bar he can remember visiting. After no luck, he is very frustrated as he comes to the last bar in town. He walks in and says to the bartender, "I don't suppose you guys have a golden toilet?" The bartender has a confused look on his face and doesn't say anything for a while. Suddenly, he bursts out laughing. He turns to the bar's owner and shouts, "Hey Frank, I think I found the guy that crapped in the tuba!" Edited September 29, 200520 yr by ZoomSlowik
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