SnB Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 (edited) "*El Duque is a son of a b****!" "*El Duque is the father of every kid in this town!" "*El Duque once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!" "One time I was with *El Duque in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. *El Duque goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm *El Duque! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, '*El Duque' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!" "His poop is used as currency in Argentina." "He sweats Gatorade" "He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health." "He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!" "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury." "He sheds his skin once a year." "He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia." "They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to *El Duque talk in his sleep." "He date raped David Bowie." "He once inhaled a seagull." "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress." "It was the sight of *El Duque's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane." "He once had sex with a cigarette machine." "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel." Edited October 9, 2005 by SnB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 (edited) This is probably the worst thread ever on soxtalk, if this poster doesn't get banned then that's a travesty. Edited October 9, 2005 by Rowand44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 9, 2005 -> 12:41 AM) This is probably the worst thread ever on soxtalk, if this poster doesn't get banned then that's a travesty. We're working on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 9, 2005 -> 12:41 AM) This is probably the worst thread ever on soxtalk, if this poster doesn't get banned then that's a travesty. you're just jealous your not even 1/100th the man el duque will ever be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 "He once ate the Bible while water skiing." "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." "He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!" "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!" "He has dandruff the size of mice!" "He jogged with a fridge on his back!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 I think SnB is drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Awesome thread. I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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