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"*El Duque is a son of a b****!"

 

"*El Duque is the father of every kid in this town!"

 

"*El Duque once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

 

"One time I was with *El Duque in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. *El Duque goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm *El Duque! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, '*El Duque' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

 

"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"

 

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

 

"He sweats Gatorade"

 

"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."

 

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

 

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

 

"He sheds his skin once a year."

 

"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."

 

"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to *El Duque talk in his sleep."

 

"He date raped David Bowie."

 

"He once inhaled a seagull."

 

"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

 

"It was the sight of *El Duque's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

 

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

 

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

 

"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."

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QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 9, 2005 -> 12:41 AM)
This is probably the worst thread ever on soxtalk, if this poster doesn't get banned then that's a travesty. :)

you're just jealous your not even 1/100th the man el duque will ever be.

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"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."

 

"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."

 

"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"

 

"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

 

"He has dandruff the size of mice!"

 

"He jogged with a fridge on his back!"

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