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Pumpkin F*cker

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Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male,

resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm

Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious

behavior, public indecency,and public intoxication at the

County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated

that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.

"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there

was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there

wasn't" he stated in a phone interview from the County

courthouse jail.

 

 

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of

the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate

to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy

his alleged "need".

 

 

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented

with evident embarrassment.

 

 

In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the

White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his

audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was

an unusual situation, that's for sure" said officer Taylor.

"I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at

this pumpkin."

 

 

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached

Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do

you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real

surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in

the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight

already?'"

 

:lolhitting What a stupid idiot.

He got real

surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in

the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight

already?'"

:lol:

Too bad he wasn't Peter Pumpkin Eater, he wouldn't have been nearly in the same trouble.

When you quote someone else's work so extensively, it's always nice to give attribution to the author, don't you think?

 

Of course, some stories are just too, uh, good to be true, aren't they? :headshake

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The source I took it from had no source. So there you go.

 

I know about sourcing, believe me.

 

I'm sure it's in some upstate NY paper.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 10:32 AM)
The source I took it from had no source.  So there you go.

 

I know about sourcing, believe me.

 

I'm sure it's in some upstate NY paper.

 

 

 

This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story...

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QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 04:56 PM)
This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story...

Ahh.

 

Got it.

 

Well, it made for some stupid conversation. :lol:

The source I took it from had no source.  So there you go.

 

I know about sourcing, believe me.

 

I'm sure it's in some upstate NY paper.

????????????

QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 11:56 AM)
This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story...

Er, uhmm. . . , er, I mean . . No! No, there is absolutely no truth to this story and it had NOTHING to do with my moving out of pumpkin country.

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QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 04:58 PM)
????????????

I got later that this is an "urban myth".

 

A little slow on the uptake is all. :lol:

This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story...

No, it didn't.

I got later that this is an "urban myth".

 

A little slow on the uptake is all.  :lol:

Happy Holloween, anyway.

And I'm guessing the rind could be a little rough.

If you would have added he was a Muslim, and would get the death penalty, it would have been more believable.

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