November 9, 200520 yr Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at theTV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blond was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob laughed, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
November 10, 200520 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 08:41 PM) Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at theTV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. Thanks for the chuckle!!! The blond was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob laughed, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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