November 16, 2005

 

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

 

Honda is currently testing vehicles that

talk to other cars and pass information back

and forth to sensors along the roadway.

Fine. But what if they could REALLY talk?

 

 

The Top 5 Things a Talking Car Would Say

 

 

5> "Methane level critical. Please crack a window NOW."

 

4> "Quit b****ing about $3 gas, Mr. 'I can't function without

my $5.95 Frappuccino.'"

 

3> "Warning! Commencing Billy Joel evasion sequence!"

 

2> "Reverse! Neutral! Drive! Neutral! Reverse! Now throw it into

overdrive, baby! Yeah, that's right! Who's your Caddy? Who's

your Caddy??!!"

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing a Talking Car Would Say...

 

 

1> "Special lunch date again, Mrs. Collins? I see you're not

wearing any panties."

 

 

 

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Rick Reilly is hilarious.