summer?????   wtf is that.... we havent had a day over 80 degrees yet... its not summer as far as im concerned......

amen, sister. There's f***ing fog...in June!

Ok.

Look I'm bored out of my mind.

My summer is boring and it sucks so far.

1. No one is around

2. I can't have fun with myself

I get up somewhere from 8-10.

The card store opens at 130.

I don't go there everyday.

I have golf on wednesday at 157.

Lawns and business is taken care of on the weekends and only takes 2 hours.

Right now I'm in a tough spot.

Any suggestions?

GET A JOB

I have 3 jobs, thanks.

Ok.

Look I'm bored out of my mind.

My summer is boring and it sucks so far.

1. No one is around

2. I can't have fun with myself

I get up somewhere from 8-10.

The card store opens at 130.

I don't go there everyday.

I have golf on wednesday at 157.

Lawns and business is taken care of on the weekends and only takes 2 hours.

Right now I'm in a tough spot.

Any suggestions?

Enjoy it. Someday you might not have any time for being bored.

Hey, HSC, good thing the Sox don't play any night games, huh?

 

So far, nothing but PERFECT BASEBALL WEATHER at US Comiskey Field!!

i almost thought it was football season with the way the weathers been around here.......i had asked for someone down south to send a bit of warmth up here but no go...........all they sent was the rain...........(im sick of that too btw lol).....yes fog and cold nites, somewhat warm days with no sunshine to be found except on few occasions..... thats what chicago weather is all about.. those of you who are basking in the sunshine enjoy it... and enjoy some for us here too .... thanks.........

I agree for all but I wanna spend the money on the girl with the boobs...I just wanna feel them once!

Geez. Do it already and stop talking about it. Ya gettin obsessed...

k I will roman

Read a book.  It's a good way to exercise your brain.

Agreed. One of the most relaxing things in summer is reading a good book out on the deck, or at the beach or a park. For me, that beats the crap out of playing video games.

Thats how I study for my finals. I go to the beach where there is a great atmosphere and look over my notes or books and throw some football in between to relax the mind.

 

Plus, its a GREAT Atmosphere

Read a book.  It's a good way to exercise your brain.

Agreed. One of the most relaxing things in summer is reading a good book out on the deck, or at the beach or a park. For me, that beats the crap out of playing video games.

Thats how I study for my finals. I go to the beach where there is a great atmosphere and look over my notes or books and throw some football in between to relax the mind.

 

Plus, its a GREAT Atmosphere

lol jas i know why you do your studies at the beach dont lie to us now........we know better.....

Read a book.  It's a good way to exercise your brain.

Agreed. One of the most relaxing things in summer is reading a good book out on the deck, or at the beach or a park. For me, that beats the crap out of playing video games.

Thats how I study for my finals. I go to the beach where there is a great atmosphere and look over my notes or books and throw some football in between to relax the mind.

 

Plus, its a GREAT Atmosphere

lol jas i know why you do your studies at the beach dont lie to us now........we know better.....

Yes, the Atmosphere, or should I say Hotchick-O-Sphere

Ok.

Look I'm bored out of my mind.

My summer is boring and it sucks so far.

1. No one is around

2. I can't have fun with myself

I get up somewhere from 8-10.

The card store opens at 130.

I don't go there everyday.

I have golf on wednesday at 157.

Lawns and business is taken care of on the weekends and only takes 2 hours.

Right now I'm in a tough spot.

Any suggestions?

GET A JOB

I have 3 jobs, thanks.

CONGRATS.....DOIN what??

 

BE GOOD

2. I can't have fun with myself

Says who?

2. I can't have fun with myself

Says who?

I had fun with myself earlier.

88 today here , 90 miles south of chi-town HSC

88 today here , 90 miles south of chi-town HSC

s***, down here it will be mid to high 90s everyday for the next three months. Add high humidity to that.

2. I can't have fun with myself

Says who?

I had fun with myself earlier.

I did NOT wanna know that...

Ok.

Look I'm bored out of my mind.

My summer is boring and it sucks so far.

1. No one is around

2. I can't have fun with myself

I get up somewhere from 8-10.

The card store opens at 130.

I don't go there everyday.

I have golf on wednesday at 157.

Lawns and business is taken care of on the weekends and only takes 2 hours.

Right now I'm in a tough spot.

Any suggestions?

GET A JOB

I have 3 jobs, thanks.

CONGRATS.....DOIN what??

 

BE GOOD

Umpiring-Part Time

Caddying-Part Time

Lawn Business-Part Time

Believe me, I masterbate twice a day.

I caddy at a local golfcourse, and it takes like $30,000 to be a member. We have to caddy in the first year but in the second year you can be on the outside staff. They are totally slack. They take care of members clubs in the morning. They pick up golf balls and give all basic services to the members. The other day when those dudes ganked the golf cart, two outside staff guys went after them. Hopefully I survive as a caddy and then be able to do that. And caddies get to golf on Tuesday. Since I doubt Ill golf more than once a week, I just saved myself a lot of money...

Believe me, I masterbate twice a day.

Horny little bastard. Go get the real thing, its much better.

 

And ya know the bad part about masturbation? You feel as tho sex is boring after you do it...

Paper-$0.05

Vasoline-$2.99

Masterbation-Priceless

Oh, hes been gone for like eight minutes. Any bets hes beating his meat?

OK, maybe hes getting both his daily masturbations in...

Believe me, I masterbate twice a day.

 

Is that before or after you go to the card shop?

 

Anyway, you shouldn't schedule whacking off, its better when it is a spontaneous unplanned thing

Believe me, I masterbate twice a day.

I am probably the only person who doesnt M-Bate

Paper-$0.05

Vasoline-$2.99

Masterbation-Priceless

 

managing to find the price of a single piece of paper, then using that piece to jerk off with--priceless