They can be funny or smart

sweet or tart

 

To kick it off, from the Matt Lienert is a daddy thread . . . (his girlfriend is a 20-year old junior, so it probably was not "planned")

 

What college team did he play for again??? Oh, yeah, the Trojans. Hmm, the irony, huh?

From the diversity poll, this is Soxy with a thought on the overwealmingly male make up of Soxtalk

 

More like a party with cocktail weiners. . .

I always liked Maya

Did you ever tell her?

Obviously, why do you think she got that restraining order against him?

From the Netherland Dwarf Bunny thread:

 

They might be cute, but not very smart. The open field behind me was purchased this spring and is currently being developed. I've never seen so many rabbits in my yard.

The momma has built a nest in my burn pile - The babies went running for cover when I weed wacked one time. I let them grow and tore apart the pile of brush before I burned it. Two weeks and some more brush later - another nest.

The other nest was hidden by a little bit of dead grass in the middle of the yard. I was mosing on the tractor one day and I saw some babies running. I look over and about 3 or 4 passes ago I ran right over a nest. Thankfully I only got one. I saw four others.

 

There's a wooded area to the east. Why doesn't she put her nest there? chair.gif

 

 

Should I have waited for a White Sox loss to post this? biggrin.gif

 

PETA on line one for a Mreye.

 

Bring 'em on!

 

I cut down an apple tree last year too. bringit.gif

 

My wife used to work at the Animal Diagnostic Lab at Purdue Laf - She used to get mailers from PETA...AT WORK! The same place she's doing testing on lab mice and knocking 'em out with liquid nitrogen. laugh.gif

 

I also go to church every Sunday. ohmy.gif

 

They're going to sink in all the mud then. This is perfect. Maybe if they get stuck I'll turn them into Christmas decorations this winter! Oh, the humanity!

From the thread, "Goddamnit Bush!"

 

NO PRESS CONFERENCES DURING PRICE IS RIGHT MAN

An excellent reply in Jason's party poker ad

 

So when are those promotional guys from freehookersandbooze.com going to call back and give us some kind of deal like this?

 

Kalapse on the 2006 Sox:

It doesn't even feel like a swift kick to the crotch. I trusted this team, I felt safe with this team, I thought they'd never do a thing to harm me, I opened up to them and let them see the real me. Then the 2nd half came along and the Sox took my trust and used it against me. Frankly, I feel violated.

From the teleportation for real thread

why do I get the feeling that Jim has a Google alert set for "teleportation" that has been largely quiet until today?