"Tom Cruise Sues over Unauthorized Use of Image on Butt Plug"

 

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/10072...ruiseplug.shtml

 

Too funny.

 

"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.

 

"L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to respect their large—and their small—colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; and although Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing and Vitamin K enemas, he is offended by the notion of butt plugs in general and of those with his face on them in particular."

"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality"

 

please tell me someone in the background had a cymbal and a snare drum close by.

 

an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness

 

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh? my oriface is next to the toilet.

 

Vitamin K enemas

 

somewhere a future platinum selling rapper was just inspired to change his name from maurice jamal thomas.

Mission Insertable? I love the names they come up with