Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

 

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

 

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

 

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

 

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

 

 

I think it's every man's fear their girlfriends cant' get away from Mike Tyson

 

Is this from The Onion???

 

I think I need to go check Snopes.

He tried to charge by the hour, but when the bell went off on his timer......well, bad things happened....

EVERY woman? Um, no Mike.