Party time for guys!

Party time for guys!

yawn.............you guys dont know how to party........

yawn.............you guys dont know how to party........

You mean guys in general or us on this board in general, beacusae I throw some killer orgy parties babe

Party time for guys!

John and Jeff kick ass!!!!

You mean guys in general or us on this board in general, beacusae I throw some killer orgy parties babe

consider who the reply was to... there youll find your answer.......lol......not directed to you hon.. i know you can par tay.........

consider who the reply was to... there youll find your answer.......lol......not directed to you hon.. i know you can par tay.........

Oh, and on a unrelated topic..remember when I asked your help on getting that LOOP Antena that i wanted? for my stereo..Well, it finally came this past Monday! I actually got 2 of them, just in case.

now who's the wild man!?

Oh, and on a unrelated topic..remember when I asked your help on getting that LOOP Antena that i wanted? for my stereo..Well, it finally came this past Monday! I actually got 2 of them, just in case.

now who's the wild man!?

well im glad your rockin in the free world once again...... glad you found a couple........

Aah, how amusing...

How do we get young women horny?

How do we get young women horny?

Honk at them.

Honk at them.

I dunno if those little horns on bicycle handlebars will do the trick, Zach

I dunno if those little horns on bicycle handlebars will do the trick, Zach 

But they are custom! Doesn't that score any points?

How about my slick racing decals?

How do we get young women horny?

 

Ahhh...

 

the one thing all of us guys spend the first 16 years of our lives trying to figure out...

 

then we find out for a brief time...

 

after we finally figure it out, it is awesome...then young women turn into women and we have to start all over again...

 

us guys have it rough man (though every girl i have ever spoken too begs to differ)

How do we get young women horny?

Gin

I once honked at a girl and imagined she was naked. It was pretty hot.

Gin

I was just gonna say get a few beers in her, and then move in for the kill.

How do we get young women horny?

Money and nice cars

Money and nice cars 

And how about a Trooper uniform....Yeeeoooowwwwww!!!

And how about a Trooper uniform....Yeeeoooowwwwww!!!

Women and troopers...psh!

 

What does a trooper have anyway. If I wanted to I could get a pair of dark shades with shiny rims and talk with a southern accent..."roll down yer winda".

 

What do women like about a guy that gives them tickets that ultimately results in a loss of money (which they love to spend at malls) anyway.

 

Stupid Troopers

Screw pigs...

Ummm, I've gotten out of tickets before!!! Ya just need Visine and a little bit of ass showing, and you'll be fine!!!

Ummm, I've gotten out of tickets before!!!  Ya just need Visine and a little bit of ass showing, and you'll be fine!!!

May we see that ass?

Ummm, I've gotten out of tickets before!!!  Ya just need Visine and a little bit of ass showing, and you'll be fine!!!

Now I kinda wanna be a pig...

Ummm, I've gotten out of tickets before!!!  Ya just need Visine and a little bit of ass showing, and you'll be fine!!!

NICE to know

 

-FUTURE cop speakin

 

AND Heather, what is Visine

 

BE GOOD

NICE to know

 

-FUTURE cop speakin

 

AND Heather, what is Visine

 

BE GOOD

Visine are the eye drops used to clear up red eyes. I sometimes bring them along in order to make it appear as if I am crying as to cause the officer to take pity on me...and it works!!!