Maggs flied out to shallow center.

Lee singled to center.

Valentin fielder's choice. Lee forced out at 2nd.

Crede walks.

Olivo walks.

[sacks packed with Sox]

Colon K's swinging.

 

Sox leave the bases loaded.

and Colon Ks swinging

 

he sure is a bad batter

 

we leave 3 on base

 

end of 1/5 0-0

That called strike 2 on Colon was pretty far off the plate. I can't believe that was called a strike.

That called strike 2 on Colon was pretty far off the plate.  I can't believe that was called a strike.

and Colon gets rewarded with 2 strikes called as balls (much closer than his strike 2)...

That called strike 2 on Colon was pretty far off the plate.  I can't believe that was called a strike.

This home plate umpire sucks. Strike 3 to Willie harris wasn't a strike. What should have been strike 3 to Corey Patterson was closer than the call on Harris. The 2nd strike on Colon wasn't even close.

Colon threw at least 4 strikes in that walk to sosa. The umps are deperately trying to prevent a sweep.

Colon threw at least 4 strikes in that walk to sosa.  The umps are deperately trying to prevent a sweep.

It looks that way to me.

3 to 4 inches off the corner my ass... STFU Stone!

3 to 4 inches off the corner my ass... STFU Stone!

Just watch the game on mute. That way you don't have to hear Chimp and Stone. It's what I'm doing for the most part cuz I can't stand either of them.

s***.. another wark. Runners on 1st and 2nd.. one out

Hrmmm...c'mon Bartolo, no more walks.

 

1st and 2nd for the Cubs with 1 out in the bottom of the 2nd.

Yeah, a pitch that is over the outside corner is "6 inches off the plate" according to Stone. What a dips***.

Lenny Harris just missed a mistake pitch... hit it foul. Then K'd.

Colon K's Harris looking...2 out with runners on 1st and 2nd.

OK ... no damage. Bartolo pitched out of that one. Scoreless after 2

Next guy pops up to Thomas. Crisis averted. To the next inning we go.

Yeah, a pitch that is over the outside corner is "6 inches off the plate" according to Stone.  What a dips***.

I thought you had it muted.

Yes, crisis averted indeed. I thought the smash by Harris was gonna be in the corner for a 2-run x-base hit. Let's see if the Sox can put a 3 or 4 spot on the board.

Top of the order ... Let's do some damage here.

Alright! Lead off single by Willie harris.

Ahh, Damien Miller with a sacrifice for the Sox on the passed ball. Now let's see if D-Lo can get him to 3rd w/ less than 2 out.

 

He cannot...flyout to LF.

I thought you had it muted. 

Closed captioning is on.

Nope .. DJ didn't get him over.

Nice job advancing the runner on 2-1 ball, DJ...f***ing scum!

It's Willie's birthday today -- maybe he'll have a great game as a present to himself.