Man Survives 16 Story Fall and thanks God. Wow, that's original.

 

Welcome to Tex's God talk of the day. If, as this man believes God has a plan for him and wanted him to survive. That's wonderful. But ask yourself, did God's plan call for you to get so f***ing drunk you run through a window? What, is God hangin' with some buds and says, hey, I got a plan for this guy, but first, I'm going to really f*** with him. Get him all liquored up and have him take a 15 story plunge, and break his leg and two collapsed lungs and a torn trachea . Nice plan there skipper. If I was this guy I'd be thinking God has a plan for me but I don't want to play anymore.

Man Survives 16 Story Fall and thanks God. Wow, that's original.

 

Welcome to Tex's God talk of the day. If, as this man believes God has a plan for him and wanted him to survive. That's wonderful. But ask yourself, did God's plan call for you to get so f***ing drunk you run through a window? What, is God hangin' with some buds and says, hey, I got a plan for this guy, but first, I'm going to really f*** with him. Get him all liquored up and have him take a 15 story plunge, and break his leg and

two collapsed lungs and a torn trachea . Nice plan there skipper. If I was this guy I'd be thinking God has a plan for me but I don't want to play anymore.

 

 

Perhaps the man's fall was the religious epiphany he needed to save his soul. If he was living a life without Christ before his fall, and now lives his life with Christ, his fall was certainly worthwhile.

 

So in other words, his literal 16-story fall could be what prevents a fall into eternal damnation.

 

It's a beautiful thing.

It would be nice if one of these people would look into a camera and offer up a "Duh, of course I lived, I sold my soul to Satan last night!"

Two thoughts:

I thought he hit the ground, so I'm not as impressed.

Are there any bar owners or bartenders who aren't active or recovering alcoholics?