March 2, 200719 yr Link "Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities. "I call him 'The Silent Scumbag,'" Wells said. "You would perceive him to be Einstein because he's quiet and he's always sitting there at his locker with a crossword puzzle. But he's got a silent sickness to him, sort of like David Cone. Those quiet guys are the ones you have to watch out for." Edited March 2, 200719 yr by DrunkBomber
March 2, 200719 yr Author QUOTE(Heads22 @ Mar 2, 2007 -> 05:04 PM) Greg Maddux pees on people. It's a little hard to read that and not chuckle. He could of multitasked in the Cubs clubhouse and pissed all over Moises Alou's hands
March 2, 200719 yr QUOTE(DrunkBomber @ Mar 2, 2007 -> 05:13 PM) He could of multitasked in the Cubs clubhouse and pissed all over Moises Alou's hands Maybe that's how Alou got the idea? EEEEWWWWWWW!!! Where's the puke smilie when you need it?
March 19, 200719 yr What a total waste of a human being. I hope he vomits dip juice all over himself, falls in the street trying to clean himself up, gets run over by a dump truck, and dragged half a mile until his entire body is raw, then gets stabbed in the anus with a rusty switch blade.
March 19, 200719 yr QUOTE(max power @ Mar 19, 2007 -> 01:41 AM) What a total waste of a human being. I hope he vomits dip juice all over himself, falls in the street trying to clean himself up, gets run over by a dump truck, and dragged half a mile until his entire body is raw, then gets stabbed in the anus with a rusty switch blade. he just likes peeing on people
March 19, 200719 yr QUOTE(max power @ Mar 19, 2007 -> 01:41 AM) What a total waste of a human being. I hope he vomits dip juice all over himself, falls in the street trying to clean himself up, gets run over by a dump truck, and dragged half a mile until his entire body is raw, then gets stabbed in the anus with a rusty switch blade. awesome! Post of the year!
March 19, 200719 yr I posted this in the Padres clubhouse section. Glad it's now getting the recognition it deserves. What's this about Moises Alou's pee hands? Oh, I see. Jorge Posada does it too.
March 20, 200719 yr Peeing on someone's leg is a good way to get punched in the face. Even by a rookie.
March 20, 200719 yr QUOTE(shoota @ Mar 20, 2007 -> 12:09 AM) Peeing on someone's leg is a good way to get punched in the face. Even by a rookie. wish you would have told me that sooner
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