Middle Buffalo Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Cut and paste the questions, if you please. What is your favorite word? Currently, "redonkulous." I just started using it. My wife is not happy. What is your least favorite word? "Can't." Hate hearing my kids say it. What turns you on? An unexpected, but well placed, pinky finger. What turns you off? B.O. What sound or noise do you love? The noise of kids at recess. The screams, laughs, etc. I grew up near a school, and, even as a kid, I always appreciated this noise. What sound or noise do you hate? The bass that people pump out of their trunks. I can't even imagine how bad that must sound inside the car. What is your favorite curse word? Fu**! What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? Male cheerleader. What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? Police officer. I have a ton of respect for them, but I'm not man enough for the job. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I'm going to give you a second chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 What is your favorite word? Bush...as in..."That's bush league. That's bush." What is your least favorite word? Slacks What turns you on? A nice pooper. What turns you off? Egotistical people. What sound or noise do you love? European car horns. What sound or noise do you hate? Sirens. What is your favorite curse word? Sonuvab****!!! What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? Latex salesman...okay, architect. What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? Teacher. I give all teachers much respect for dealing with brats all day. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Ohhhh, you're THAT GUY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan562004 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 What is your favorite word? vacation What is your least favorite word? quit What turns you on? Green eyes What turns you off? bad teeth What sound or noise do you love? birds in the morning What sound or noise do you hate? staticy radio What is your favorite curse word? s*** What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? Anchorman What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? Soldier If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Come on in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 (edited) What is your favorite word? ultracrepidarian, which we have plenty of here!! What is your least favorite word? Hate...I hate that word! What turns you on? The switch just behind my right tricep What turns you off? Same switch What sound or noise do you love? My Daughter What sound or noise do you hatedislike? My Daughter What is your favorite curse word? f*** What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? Sports Reporter What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? Entomologist If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Thank Me you're here!!!!!!!! Edited May 3, 2007 by Controlled Chaos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 What is your favorite word? holler. What is your least favorite word? terminate What turns you on? fiesty brunettes What turns you off? stupidity What sound or noise do you love?The band at any college sporting event What sound or noise do you hate?Nails on a chalkboard What is your favorite curse word? C**t What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? GM of a chicago sports team What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? GM of a chicago sports team If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Welcome, your roomate is Tupac Shakur." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Cut and paste the questions, if you please. What is your favorite word? "yes" What is your least favorite word? "fine" What turns you on? my wife What turns you off? naked guys What sound or noise do you love? The crack of bats at Spring Training. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of silence after an opposing team scores in any sport. What is your favorite curse word? Fu**! What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? Professional Hockey Player What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? Delivery/Pickup guy for large appliances If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You're friends are waiting for you, come on in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 What is your favorite word? whatever What is your least favorite word? the last word coming out of Jesse jacksons mouth What turns you on? girls that arent promiscuous What turns you off? girls that arent promiscuous What sound or noise do you love? not guilty What sound or noise do you hate? people who talk and talk and never seem to say anything What is your favorite curse word? b**** What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? Sports agent What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? Car salesman If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Youre not supposed to be here yet, go back, the next infinity rounds are on me for the mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 (edited) What is your favorite word? Pussy What is your least favorite word? Chill/Chillen'. Especially in the context of, "That's chill." What turns you on? That scene in Sin City where Jessica Alba is half naked, has a cowboy rope and is swinging her hips and stomach around. Instant boner right there. What turns you off? Ego. What sound or noise do you love? "HARDER! HARDER! OH YEAH! HARDER! THAT'S IT! RIGHT THERE! OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" What sound or noise do you hate? When a girl is pissed, stupid and can't think of anything better to say than, "WHATEVER!" What is your favorite curse word? Pussy What profession other than yours would you most like to attempt? Sniper. What profession other than yours would you least like to attempt? Priest. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You'll never run out of toilet paper again. Edited May 3, 2007 by BobDylan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.