Following is a continuance of the aberrant amalgam that is soxtalk.

Edited November 1, 200718 yr by knightni

Some play-by-play from discussions about a certain sleazy CEO in the Buster...

 

The heart wants what the heart wants.

 

That isn't always the intention when a boss and employee are having sex...

 

You are correct. What the penis and vagina want, is usually what the penis and vagina get.

From the Japanese CF Kosuke Fukodome thread:

 

Fukodome -- two players enter, one player leaves.

 

Get on it, Brooks.

Well, IIRC, Shingo being on the team helped get Iguchi to sign with us in the first place. Also, IIRC, Ichiro being on Seattle helped them land Johjima.

 

 

So did having Mac on the team help us land other crappy relievers?

In the Antoine walker got Robbed Thread

 

 

Could be worse...

The police have been looking for the guy who stole his jumpshot for years.

 

I think Hawk actually died during the world series parade, and this is a robot.

 

 

IF (INNINGS=<3;STRIKEOUTS=>4;HITS=<2) goto "CY_YOUNGIFICATION";

GOTO PITCHING

PITCHING: IF WALKS=>2;goto "TEACUP_AND_YELL" REPEAT 10 TIMES;

GOTO UMPS

IF SOX RUNS<OPPOSITION RUNS EXECUTE "SCREAM_AT_THE_UMP" SUBROUTINE.

 

ECHO "GABNUBIT, AL KALINE, MERCY, STRETCH"

 

 

 

 

by SSI71

THE FUSE IS.... eh nevermind....

 

I heard about her, too. I hear she can bench press about 400 pounds

 

 

I know I can't; how 'bout you?

 

 

Suuuure I can...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...not all at once, though.

22 days in between quotable Soxtalkage??

 

Damn, we suck.

I think e can end the month with this gem about Freddie and his relationship to science from 3E8:

 

 

Newton's 3 Laws of Freddy Garcia

 

1. A Freddy Garcia in a state of bad, will tend to stay in a state of bad

2. Freddy = MangledArm

3. For every pitch there is an equal and opposite hit

So what is the deal here? Am I the only one who remembers when these QOTM pages would be at the very least 3 pages? Now we are lucky to get one full page. Have we all started sucking as of late?

So what is the deal here? Am I the only one who remembers when these QOTM pages would be at the very least 3 pages? Now we are lucky to get one full page. Have we all started sucking as of late?

 

we are far too lazy

we are far too lazy

 

yeah, far too critical.

From the Brady Bunch lesbian fling thread.

 

Greg got mom, Marsha got Jan, and yet, Middle Buffalo got nothing!

 

From the Marcel Marceau dies thread

 

In related news, fellow mimes around the globe are experiencing some difficulty as they try to travel to the funeral. Many are reportedly stuck in large, invisible boxes, while the forward momentum of several others appear to be impeded by strong winds which they, inexplicably, keep trying to walk against.

Hey if Bill gets to do his job of Middle East peace while getting someone slobbering on his nob, can you really hate on a cop for needing a little love?

 

ss2k5 in Trooper Sex thread in the buster....

 

1/2 because "slobbering on his nob"

1/2 because I vomitted in my mouth a little.

ss2k5 in Trooper Sex thread in the buster....

 

1/2 because "slobbering on his nob"

1/2 because I vomitted in my mouth a little.

 

maybe someone here can give you advice on how to get around the gag reflex

 

maybe someone here can give you advice on how to get around the gag reflex

 

hahahaha...

It is annoying that I use less electricity then last year and pay 30% more.

 

 

You don't need to plug in your fancy tinfoil hat.

 

Nice one Heads

wow why even bother playing the season, BP can tell us the standings before the season starts. That is really impressive.

 

 

Pretty tough to disagree with God, so I'm thinking baseball should definitely go that route.

 

 

amen?

 

Sailing - Christopher Cross

 

Make sure you throw a tarp down to catch all the vomit.

 

awesome. nothing like cheesy contemporary christian to induce vomitting.

I just love this response:

 

although right now i have a streak of drinking every night since last wednesday - it's the DRINK FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT CHALLENGE!!! maybe more...

(Rex Hudler @ Oct 1, 2007 -> 11:10 PM) I haven't added to my two collections recently. Check out my balls and bobbleheads.

From Southsider2k5

[snickers]

 

FlaSoxxJim "Posting Drunk"? Nahhh.

 

I can look back at my old posts and immediately pick out the ones I posted while hammered. . . or huffing aerosol, snorting crack, licking toads, or shooting heroin directly into my carotid artery. Those are the posts where I find myself agreeing with Kap about politics.

 

QUOTE(Soxy @ Oct 9, 2007 -> 10:21 AM)

I don't lick. I scrape the lid against the rim of the container so I'm not wasting either.

 

 

For some reason I'm kinda disappointed...

 

 

from the yogurt thread...

 

 

(c'mon people...spread the love...soxtalk is a funny place...give people credit!)