wow, i guess i have been completely oblivious to how in depth the new censor thing is 9havent posted much the past year or so). I never knew you censored the word for a female dog

Girls, Girls, Girls - Montley Crue

 

Welcome to the Jungle - Guns n Roses

Welcome to the Jungle - Guns n Roses

 

And look at them all crazy at this part...

 

"Do you know where you are.. you're in the jungle baby.. and you're gonna diiiieeeee... "

 

 

wow, i guess i have been completely oblivious to how in depth the new censor thing is 9havent posted much the past year or so). I never knew you censored the word for a female dog

Yes cause female dog is the context it is always used in on this site

"Leave your hat on" Tom Jones

yeah, that one! Although the version i was thinking of had someone else singing it.

yeah, that one! Although the version i was thinking of had someone else singing it.

 

 

Joe Cocker also sang a version.

make it rain!

That was the one I was originally thinking of.

 

I'm not the one planning it, but the guy who is has never done it before. we're getting two topless waitresses for $75 an hour each, but I don't know what they'll do nor do I know anything about the music. So I'm taking the safe route by bringing my Ipod and looking for another stripper that isn't advertised as "topless waitress."

 

 

That was the one I was originally thinking of.

 

I'm not the one planning it, but the guy who is has never done it before. we're getting two topless waitresses for $75 an hour each, but I don't know what they'll do nor do I know anything about the music. So I'm taking the safe route by bringing my Ipod and looking for another stripper that isn't advertised as "topless waitress."

I hope your guy did his homework. I hired 2 topless waitresses for a bachelor party and they did exactly that....waited on us while being topless. They went around and gave guys beers and cocktails. I also hired a couple of actual strippers who performed a show.

Joe Cocker also sang a version.

 

He did the 9 1/2 weeks version, right? I actually like that one better than the Tom Jones one. Especially having seen Jones sing it live...

That was the one I was originally thinking of.

 

I'm not the one planning it, but the guy who is has never done it before. we're getting two topless waitresses for $75 an hour each, but I don't know what they'll do nor do I know anything about the music. So I'm taking the safe route by bringing my Ipod and looking for another stripper that isn't advertised as "topless waitress."

 

The waitresses aren't going to be doing any dancing..

 

If you want a dancer, hire a dancer.

 

IMO, fire the waitresses and hire a waiter and 2 dancers - ones that work "together" (if you know what I mean) are extermely popular these days.

Actually, another one of my buddies had that for his party last weekend and supposedly it was horrible. The girls were already being paid a ton and they were going around the tables asking for $200 to perform an act. So there were awkard moments of silence and points in time were the girls were just standing around.

 

My buddy knows a couple of strippers in the area, so I'm going to see if he can help out.

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Joe Cocker also sang a version.

That's the one I was thinking of. I like that version better than the Tom Jones one.

Pussy Control - Prince

Actually, another one of my buddies had that for his party last weekend and supposedly it was horrible. The girls were already being paid a ton and they were going around the tables asking for $200 to perform an act. So there were awkard moments of silence and points in time were the girls were just standing around.

 

My buddy knows a couple of strippers in the area, so I'm going to see if he can help out.

The first bachelor party I ever went to was like that and that's exactly what happened. The topless waitress kept f***in with the groom telling him she'll do this and that. So his drunk ass kept nagging everyone for more money to pay this chick and we were all like we already pitched in for the f***in strippers that are coming. She would come to the tables and be like the groom is tryin gto collect yad ayada...and I'm like just get me a beer will you. I've been stading here empty for 10 minutes....there's f***in 12 guys here...can you do your job.