cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 as requested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 LOL....we had the same idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 agghhh.. too many choices.. im so confused i dont know which to pick........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 what interesting results we are getting here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 strippers look good on polls... Â not that i would know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supernuke Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 mmmmmmmmmmmmm stripers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 when I woked in foster care, one of the mothers of the a kid in foster care was a stripper - and she fell off her pole - and filed a worker's comp claim with the state since the injury was job related - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 when I woked in foster care, one of the mothers of the a kid in foster care was a stripper - and she fell off her pole - and filed a worker's comp claim with the state since the injury was job related -Â Â Â Â what was the result? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_SSAC Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I should have picked "poles make better lovers" since I'm 50% polish, but... when in doubt, pick strippers. Â That's the golden rule... use it well, my children. Â - Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 when I woked in foster care, one of the mothers of the a kid in foster care was a stripper - and she fell off her pole - and filed a worker's comp claim with the state since the injury was job related -Â Â Â Â The strippers here where trying to deduct breast enlargements as business expenses, I love America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 when I woked in foster care, one of the mothers of the a kid in foster care was a stripper - and she fell off her pole - and filed a worker's comp claim with the state since the injury was job related -    what was the result? never did hear if she collected -  the stripper ran off with a Marine before the state determination was to be given and maybe it was made moot by that fact  the best part was explaining what happened to the very religious director of the agency (Catholic Family Services) what a pole related injury would be and how it would be incurred... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Another workers comp case involved a phone sex operator who sued because her fingers became injured from too much foreplay (i.e. not from dialing) She lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_SSAC Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Hmmm I'm gonna sue the porn industry for giving my carpel tunnel then. Â - Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 when I woked in foster care, one of the mothers of the a kid in foster care was a stripper - and she fell off her pole - and filed a worker's comp claim with the state since the injury was job related -    what was the result? never did hear if she collected -  the stripper ran off with a Marine before the state determination was to be given and maybe it was made moot by that fact  the best part was explaining what happened to the very religious director of the agency (Catholic Family Services) what a pole related injury would be and how it would be incurred... That had to be absolutely priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 when I woked in foster care, one of the mothers of the a kid in foster care was a stripper - and she fell off her pole - and filed a worker's comp claim with the state since the injury was job related -    what was the result? never did hear if she collected -  the stripper ran off with a Marine before the state determination was to be given and maybe it was made moot by that fact  the best part was explaining what happened to the very religious director of the agency (Catholic Family Services) what a pole related injury would be and how it would be incurred... That had to be absolutely priceless a couple of us acted it out in the hallway to explain it -  it was funnier than hell!    that same agency had a pregnancy center that was funded by the founder of a local Michigan hamburger chain named Hot n' Now and you can guess what we did with that one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I friend of mine told a tale of the first time he was at a Mexico strip club. He went to buy a lap dance (US$5) and the first thing the dancer did was start to remove his belt. Man he thought it was going to be so cool. The dancer whispers something to him in spanish that sounded very erotic (he doesn't speak spanish) his buddy leans over and translates for him . . . "Your belt buckle is too big, it's going to hurt me" he then showed me the pie plate buckle he bought in Dallas. Man it was a serving platter. You could receive satellite on that baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Give me Dick Poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 cwsox, Â I thought you were a church minister!!! You have quite an amount of audacity there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 cwsox, I thought you were a church minister!!! You have quite an amount of audacity there... I am  and I do   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 cwsox, saw this bumper sticker the other day: Â "married priests preach family values" Â thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 cwsox, I thought you were a church minister!!! You have quite an amount of audacity there... I am  and I do   Do you ever preach on the holy gospel according to Carlos Lee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 cwsox, saw this bumper sticker the other day: "married priests preach family values"  thoughts? I'm a protestant with definate views on the stupidity (unworkability and almost malfiesance of celibacy -  not that married clergy necessarily make better anythings than non married celibate ones but that is another issue  you know that celibacy was instituted as a rule for no other reason than because bishops were passing their rich episcopal incomes and dioceses from father to son to grandson in the late 700s to early 1100s or so when celibacy was ordered - if everyone were celibate, then of course no children to corruptly pass the money too, was the theory. They dress up celibacy now as having all kinds of other meanings but it was financial corruption for why it was instituted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 agghhh.. too many choices.. im so confused i dont know which to pick........ Don't pick "my pole is bigger then your pole"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 Do you ever preach on the holy gospel according to Carlos Lee? CLee is a saint, my dear, a saint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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