July 5, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" I met someone yesterday and while we were talking about - stuff - I being horribly influenced by soxtalk used the word "mountable" and s***, that word was very successful - it made an impression, it was in fact true, and the rest of the day was - fun so I guess Maury and Steff get an assist scored for last night/this morning and I pass along this dating tip from Maury and Steff for the rest of you to try
July 5, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" I met someone yesterday and while we were talking about - stuff - I being horribly influenced by soxtalk used the word "mountable" and s***, that word was very successful - it made an impression, it was in fact true, and the rest of the day was - fun so I guess Maury and Steff get an assist scored for last night/this morning and I pass along this dating tip from Maury and Steff for the rest of you to try cwsox got some
July 5, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" Didn't you mean, "The great Maury"?
July 5, 200322 yr Author remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" Didn't you mean, "The great Maury"? I flattered his ego enough CK -- and BMR, once I used the word "mountable" the rest of the evening was like a Billy Koch pitch - banged away for another home run!
July 5, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" Didn't you mean, "The great Maury"? I flattered his ego enough CK -- and BMR, once I used the word "mountable" the rest of the evening was like a Billy Koch pitch - banged away for another home run! Such a smooth line......
July 5, 200322 yr LMFAO! "Mountable" LOL! I still say i never said "doable". That word is too boring for me . I probably would have said something like " You know what i can do to her in 10 seconds?"
July 5, 200322 yr Any dating tips ANYONE gets from Mauryisms have to be PURELY by accident! I cannot think of a scarier thing than MauryPS giving out dating advice!!! ( shuddering uncontrollably ) Glad it worked, cw, but don't go to THAT well too often - next thing you know, Maury'll be suggesting that you spike her drink!
July 5, 200322 yr You know what i can do to her in 10 seconds?" we already know what you could do to her in 10 seconds.. make her laugh so hard she busts a gut.........
July 5, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" I met someone yesterday and while we were talking about - stuff - I being horribly influenced by soxtalk used the word "mountable" and s***, that word was very successful - it made an impression, it was in fact true, and the rest of the day was - fun so I guess Maury and Steff get an assist scored for last night/this morning and I pass along this dating tip from Maury and Steff for the rest of you to try omfg, you dawg you........ you have got to tell us all about this.........
July 6, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" I met someone yesterday and while we were talking about - stuff - I being horribly influenced by soxtalk used the word "mountable" and s***, that word was very successful - it made an impression, it was in fact true, and the rest of the day was - fun so I guess Maury and Steff get an assist scored for last night/this morning and I pass along this dating tip from Maury and Steff for the rest of you to try cwsox got some Did you get in her panties, CW? Feel those old balls of hers?-Balls meaning boobs.
July 6, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" I met someone yesterday and while we were talking about - stuff - I being horribly influenced by soxtalk used the word "mountable" and s***, that word was very successful - it made an impression, it was in fact true, and the rest of the day was - fun so I guess Maury and Steff get an assist scored for last night/this morning and I pass along this dating tip from Maury and Steff for the rest of you to try cwsox got some Did you get in her panties, CW? Feel those old balls of hers?-Balls meaning boobs. omfg.. rotflmmfao................yeah cw tell us all about those old balls of hers will ya........... sorry cw but i couldnt resist that one.......
July 6, 200322 yr Did you get in her panties, CW? Feel those old balls of hers?-Balls meaning boobs. ROFLMAO!
July 6, 200322 yr Speaking of dating tips. I need to learn to NOT attract pyschos. Any tips? I would also appreciate tips for that as well. BTW, Heather this isn't about you so I don't want you taking offense.
July 6, 200322 yr remember Maury's great use of the word "doable" I met someone yesterday and while we were talking about - stuff - I being horribly influenced by soxtalk used the word "mountable" and s***, that word was very successful - it made an impression, it was in fact true, and the rest of the day was - fun so I guess Maury and Steff get an assist scored for last night/this morning and I pass along this dating tip from Maury and Steff for the rest of you to try cwsox got some Did you get in her panties, CW? Feel those old balls of hers?-Balls meaning boobs. Freudian slip? Come outta that closet son..........im sure it wont be all bad.
July 6, 200322 yr Author I would also appreciate tips for that as well. after bmr asked, I began thinking about this - the only thing I can suggest: don't date anyone from soxtalk
July 6, 200322 yr Author yeah cw tell us all about those old balls of hers will ya........... sorry cw but i couldnt resist that one....... I am not one to kiss and tell that is the only answer I can think of for this one
July 6, 200322 yr I am not one to kiss and tell that is the only answer I can think of for this one lol..... come on now..a little hint?????
July 6, 200322 yr Author I am not one to kiss and tell that is the only answer I can think of for this one lol..... come on now..a little hint????? you who are the lust of my life, I will whisper to you all you wish to know some day in private but that is the best I can do
July 6, 200322 yr I am not one to kiss and tell that is the only answer I can think of for this one lol..... come on now..a little hint????? you who are the lust of my life, I will whisper to you all you wish to know some day in private but that is the best I can do oh ok if you put it that way.. i can wait..........i love it when you whisper little naughties in my ear............
July 6, 200322 yr *big yelling sounds heard in distance* HHEEE HEE HEE HEE HARDER HARDER f*** ME OH YOU DO THAT LIKE A PRO
July 6, 200322 yr *shaking head back and forth*.........it just keeps getting better and better with each post you make there 425.......omg........
July 6, 200322 yr *shaking head back and forth*.........it just keeps getting better and better with each post you make there 425.......omg........ omg what? All men are perverts! The Perverts unite!
July 6, 200322 yr no men arent perverts.. children posing as men are perverts....there is a big difference........
July 6, 200322 yr no men arent perverts.. children posing as men are perverts....there is a big difference........ AHHH I finally got the energy to get up and s***. I feel free.
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