Thought I would share

[Kyyle23]

I get these 4-1-9 scam emails about once or twice a month, and sometimes they are so ridiculously hilarious I like to share them with friends

 

 

 

Dear Beneficiary,

 

 

Happy new year and I hope you had a wonderful Holiday?

 

 

I just thank God that atlast you have finally showed up for your fund because I have been wondering that what is the main reason why the owner of this file had not come to request for the file, I am just happy that you have come now to locate your file of your fund.

 

 

The reason for this file indicated by X (extended unpaid value) is to show that the real owner had not shown up for the payment of the said fund which is valued at $6 million USD. You need to also understand that I stand here to issue you the Anti-drug/terrorist clearance certificate and a copy would alo be sent to your bank so that there would be no any further investigation or doubting regarding the said fund which you have been delayed for long.

 

 

I have been submitting request on this file but to no avail, as they keep telling me that the owner had not been able to show up for their fund and they have been working all their ways to make sure I release the file to them so that they can share the fund within themselves, but they know that I have been giving them tough time and will never in my life support any evil way of working.

 

 

I am a sincere person with family and I know that one day everybody would give account on how he or she has spent his life to this reason I will never do any bad to any of my fellow, no matter the situation or condition I might meet myself, I believe it is God wish. This Goes as far Mr Elvis who has directed you to me, any body who tells you that you are going to recieve your fund for free is only lieing to you and decieving you intending to make you furstrated so you will give up.

 

 

So right now, your fund is safe as you have indicated your file and for the file to be submited to the transfer department for your fund to be transfered into your bank account, the Anti drug/terrorist clearance certificate has to be attached to the file and without the certificate, there is no way your fund will be paid to you so you need to follow my instruction because I don't want this miss-understanding to occur anymore

as this bad people had been hiding the truth from me for long and I would want this to be concluded once and for all.

 

 

Meanwhile, I must let you know the truth, if you like you can believe me and if you like you don't believe me but I will always tell you my own even if the people are against me as I know those bad people would not be happy by now as they have seen that your fund is about to be paid to you at last. The certificate needs a STAMP DUTY FEE ($575 USD) which cannot be deducted by any means from your fund because I know you will be wondering that why is it that the fee cannot be deducted, it cannot be deducted because it is legally intacted until the stamp is shown on the certificate for the release of your fund.

 

 

Lastly, I want you to know that imediately the fee is received from you, the certificate would be stamped immediately and attached to your file then submitted to the transfer department, after all these had been done, within ten minutes (10 min), you shall confirm your fund in your bank account without any delay.

 

 

No one is asking you for transfer fee or whatever, what you are paying for is the stamp duty fee of your certificate and transfer would be made without any delay. If all these is accepted by you, you can proceed by sending the fee to my cashier via the western union or Money Gram as shown below:

 

 

 

RECEIVER'S NAME: CHIKODI C. KALU

 

ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA 23401

 

TEXT QUESTION: FILE

 

TEXT ANSWER: X-RED

 

AMOUNT: $575 (FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY USD)

 

 

PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE PAYMENT INFORMATION AS SOON AS THE FEE IS SENT AND DO NOT FORGET

 

TO FORWARD ME YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO ME SO THAT I WILL RECONFIRM BEFORE SUBMITING

 

THE FILE TO THE TRANSFER DEPARTMENT.

 

 

NOTE: IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT ACCEPT WITH THE ABOVE EXPLANATION, THERE IS NO NEED

 

TO REPLY.

 

 

MR SHELTON D. JOHNSON

APPROVAL DEPT. MANAGER

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

 

 

 

the kicker is where the email came from, [email protected], and when you hit reply it goes to [email protected]

 

Its funny yet really sad that people actually fall for this often

[LosMediasBlancas]

If you're bored, you can have a LOT of fun with these scammers.

[Kyyle23]

If you're bored, you can have a LOT of fun with these scammers.

 

 

Yeah, I was reading 419eater.com the other day, that guy is hilarious. He has had those scammers get tattoos and everything

[Kid Gleason]

Yeah, I was reading 419eater.com the other day, that guy is hilarious. He has had those scammers get tattoos and everything

 

Just got wrapped up reading that site! That is some funny stuff there. I always heard it was dangerous to f with those people.

[Kyyle23]

I guess its a busy time of the year, this came today

 

Dear Mcmahon,

 

My name is Mr. Nicholas Clifford, staff of one of the prime banks in CI. I am contacting you in regards to a business that will be of great benefit if you can handle it with me. I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day.

 

In the course of my work I discovered a dormant account belonging to one Mr. Morrison Mcmahon.This very account has been dormant for over 8yrs now after my investigations; I discovered that the account owner has died since January 2000. Since his death, nobody has come forward to lay claims to this money and recently a probate order has been issued and as such if nobody comes for the claim by the end of this fiscal year, the account will be declared unserviceable and the funds called to the government treasury.

 

In other to avert this negative action, I now seek your assistance to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased sine you bear the same surname. All documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds to be released in your favor as the next of kin. The account is worth about US$15,725,000.00 (Fifteen Million Seven Hundred and Twenty Five Thousand Dollars) and I propose a 50:50 spilt at the end of the transaction. I will be here to give you al l the guidelines and advices till we get this actualized.

 

If you can handle this with me, I will need your full name, address, date of birth and telephone/fax numbers. With this information, I will carefully work on the account file so that you apply for the release of the money as the next of kin. I expect your speedy response.

 

Yours Sincerely,

Nicholas Clifford

 

You guys wouldnt believe how many relatives I have in Africa. It is truly amazing. Here I was thinking I was of Irish descent, now I am finding out that all my rich uncles resided in various countries in Africa.