I have absolutely nothing to say. I just wanted to say Unfoulkenbelievable one last time.

 

Unfoulkenbelievable

 

What we yell now -

 

if Billy does well, do we yell at the other team "Suck our Koch"?

 

if Billy blows a save, do we say, "f***ing Koch sucker?"

 

Actually the possibilities are endless. And scary.

koch sucker... lol........omg were trying to figure out what to yell already.......im sure with this crowd koch sucker will stick like goo.........opps meant to say glue......

If he is good we can have a sign that says, "Nobody beats our Koch".

 

If he is bad we can have one that says, "Everyone beats our Koch".

 

On hot humid days we can hold up a sign that says, "Nothing is better than our hot, sweaty Koch".

 

During cold April games, "It's so cold our Koch doesn't want to get up and perform".

 

When he gets injured, "My Koch hurts".'

 

When he is doing really good, "We want more Koch".

 

When Jerry Manuel tries to take him out of the game, "Hey Jerry, leave our Koch in".

 

When JM leaves him in too long, "Hey Jerry, get your Koch out of there before everything gets blown".

and for those kinda iffy scratchy days we can say our koch itches....... oh hell never mind.. no one does them better than you zach................those were great keep em coming in we need to have a few set in stone by march.........lol

question: does it ruin the joke at all that his name is pronounced "Kotch"?

Originally posted by The Critic

question: does it ruin the joke at all that his name is pronounced "Kotch"?

 

No, that only makes it funnier.

Hey I've got it! He can go into an advertising campaign with a Wisconsin-based jean company!

 

How 'bout......Osh Kosh! LOL!!!

Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbird

Hey I've got it!  He can go into an advertising campaign with a Wisconsin-based jean company!

 

How 'bout......Osh Kosh!  LOL!!!

 

i'm gonna leave that one alone

For a taunt to the other team "Suck on our Koch!"

kenny williams is a foulken koch sucker!!!

Lol. I had a lot of fun with koch's name last year when he wasnt on the sox, now, well, i can have even more fun.

i think we all have to make our favorite koch saying for opening day and hold up signs .....let him know how welcome he is here.........koch ya ........lol

And when he comes out to the mound, it would be hilarious if they palyed cocky by kid rock. That or thr SC Gamecocks fight song...

i heard he picked out a metalica song for his mound entry.......now im no hard core metalica fan but do they have a song called rush or something like that??? i know its a one word title.......hmm come to think of it maybe its not metalica maybe its some other m band... i know its hard core though i heard a little tidbit of it on the radio tonite.....but it sounded like something that fit him to a tee......