July 2, 201114 yr Make him stop chewing that silly bubble gum he brings as a ritual to the plate on almost every at bat with half of it sticking out of his mouth, GROSS! Edited July 2, 201114 yr by SpainSOXfan09
July 2, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 12:45 PM) Give him a uniform of a team out of contention. That has been us for most of this year.
July 2, 201114 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 2, 2011 -> 09:05 AM) That has been us for most of this year. 3.5 to 6 out in June is definitely out of contention. I'm talking 20-30 games out, the Reds were when Dunn was there (except 1 year) and the Nats when they were like a million games out at the break.
July 2, 201114 yr Until he gets his average to .200, have him carry Lillibridge on his shoulders. Everywhere.
July 2, 201114 yr Send him to single-A. For forever. He will be the best player in the history of the Winston Salem Dash. Edited July 2, 201114 yr by whitesoxbrian
July 5, 201114 yr Author I'm taking full credit for Adam Dunn's turnaround. I changed the name of my fantasy team from "Out like Adam Dunn's Appendix" to "BP Cup Champions" You are all welcome.
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